The answer is Dem because they are more liberal, where as Rep are conservative,lol
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:01PM
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Oh no... no no no.
Republicans are better. Hands down.
Liberals don't surprise you at all.
Republicans are ladies in the street but a freak in the bed.
LOL
Thanks, i needed a giggle
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skyscraper948

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Jun 29 @ 12:01PM
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definitely liberals...
we are more giving, less selfish.
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lovestobake

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Jun 29 @ 12:03PM
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I am cause I am in the middle, open to ideas.
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lovestobake

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Jun 29 @ 12:04PM
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No, liberals want me to pay for theor condoms.
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:07PM
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I am cause I am in the middle, open to ideas.
Sky, reps have you beat. We are undercover freaks. We would tear you up buddy.
Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:08PM
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No, liberals want me to pay for theor condoms. I think they shoplift them. I always wondered why they keep condoms behind the counter... hmmmmm
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CHARLIgurl1

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Jun 29 @ 12:09PM
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Youre a naughty boy Ed!
Reps sleep on the right, Dems on the left.. but Liberals sleep so far on the left they fall off and when they get back in again they blame it on the Reps.
Aww now come on Ed.. you got to admit that was good.
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ttomtarr

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Jun 29 @ 12:10PM
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It would be hard to say.
It looks to me like they are in bed with each other !
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goddyman66

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Jun 29 @ 12:11PM
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hunters are the best in bed ! they go deeper in the bush and eat what they shoot
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ttomtarr

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Jun 29 @ 12:12PM
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Those darn Reps tend to hog the covers !
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luneib

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Jun 29 @ 12:13PM
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Ok, so what if you are just a liberal? lol.
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:13PM
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Reps sleep on the right, Dems on the left.. but Liberals sleep so far on the left they fall off and when they get back in again they blame it on the Reps.
hunters are the best in bed ! they go deeper in the bush and eat what they shoot Real men hunt
Those darn Reps tend to hog the covers ! Then we wrap your body in it after and chuck you in a ditch.
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:15PM
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I stop sleeping with Liberals around this election. He kept screaming "OBAMA!"... unfortunately he is no longer with us. He got the blanket and the ditch.....
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skyscraper948

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Jun 29 @ 12:21PM
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Sky, reps have you beat. We are undercover freaks. We would tear you up buddy.
Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Ha! i eat republicans for breakfast... literally.
You guys are too uptight, no way... we don't have to worry about going to hell in the morning.
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:23PM
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we don't have to worry about going to hell in the morning.
I'm not uptight at all, believe it or not. Jenna Jameson ain't got nothing on me.
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skyscraper948

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Jun 29 @ 12:25PM
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I'm not uptight at all, believe it or not. Jenna Jameson ain't got nothing on me daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn.
sinner.
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RightWingRepublican

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Jun 29 @ 12:28PM
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why yes, yes i am.
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imlost2

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Jun 29 @ 12:29PM
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Ut oh Ed you mean to tell me you know the difference, you actually slept with a Republican? Hmmmm now that's interesting. I couldn't tell you who is better, cuz I wouldn't sleep with a Democrat to find out lol. They change their mind too much, maybe I want it in, no maybe I want it out, no in, no out. It's six inches, no four, no seven, no really five, no I take that back I meant six and a half. Geeeeez make up your mind. I can't handle the stress of it all lol. Lost
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bardnsage

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Jun 29 @ 12:30PM
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Dems have a unique technique. See, they really don't do it themselves, since society has conspired to make them disadvantaged. They just get the laws passed so a person who knows how to work, and get a job done correctly,,, has to do it for them.
Rep's have their own unique technique also. They tell you not to do it, then fly off to South America to pin some chica's feet behind her ears. It has to be done out of country, or she would be an illeagal, and that's just not right.
Now liberals have come up with new stuff over the last few months. Seems that people who are doing it, create more carbon dioxide, so they are going to institute a stroke counter tax. It should really help with global warming. However, some of lib's are complaining because the new anti carbon dioxide program will prohibit the use of cigars.
Conservatives of course, are kind of stuck in the old days, failing to be progressive. Seems all they want to do, is have sex with the oppisite gender, with little involvement from anyone else, or government. How boring is that?
There is growing movement with the Rep's though. Seems that they are all doing it South American,, Brazilian or Agrentinan,,, since there Bush is gone.
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skyscraper948

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Jun 29 @ 12:36PM
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why yes, yes i am. funny, me too.
see? we have something in common.
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dizzydoll

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Jun 29 @ 12:39PM
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from the way i see it, conservatives are wild... and liberals are available
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ttomtarr

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Jun 29 @ 12:49PM
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The Dems win by default.
The Reps outsourced everything and got out of bed !
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bardnsage

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Jun 29 @ 12:53PM
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The Reps outsourced everything and got out of bed ! No, they just got in a different bed,,,, cause the partner kept wanting them to pay for it. Now,,, why in the hell would you pay $100 to sleep with Nancy Pelosi covered in cold cream and curlers,,, when you can pay $10 and sleep with "Hot Asian Girls who love you long time."
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ttomtarr

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Jun 29 @ 12:58PM
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I can't really tell you if the Dems are good in bed or not.
The last time i got in bed with one she insisted on an ethnically, sexually, and racially diverse group.
There were two married gays, two lesbians, one black girl, one asiatic guy, four illegal Mexicans, an Acorn organizer, her and me.
The bed broke, dumped us all on the floor, and no one got any lovin' !
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imlost2

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Jun 29 @ 1:10PM
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too funny Tom Lost
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ttomtarr

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Jun 29 @ 1:12PM
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B n S You Reps could just buy a blow up honey for only $35.95.
That way, over a whole years of having sex, it would only cost you $3 a pop.
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bardnsage

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Jun 29 @ 1:15PM
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Trouble is,,, the blow up dolly doesn't make breakfast or wash the sheets.
Besides,, I bit her on the neck and she farted and flew out the window.
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CHARLIgurl1

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Jun 29 @ 1:37PM
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Geeeeez make up your mind. I can't handle the stress of it all lol. Lost
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imlost2

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Jun 29 @ 2:56PM
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Ya gotta admit one thing about Republicans, they don't have a deficit when it comes to love, they have enough for at home and a little extra to pass around lol Lost (course, the Dems did have their share and a baby to carry on the tradition)
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legacy1

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Jun 29 @ 5:00PM
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I'm not uptight at all, believe it or not. Jenna Jameson ain't got nothing on me. WOW! Very interesting...
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edthepoet

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Jun 29 @ 6:30PM
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Ok, here's a story to prove that dems girls are better then rep girls when it comes to sex.
Little dem riding hood was walking through the woods and this independent guy said to her " be very care going forward because their a big bad rep wolf up ahead and he said he going to rip open your and play with your tits.
Little dem red hiding hood said ty politely and forged on.
Suddenly, the big bad rep wolf jumped out and said I am going to rip open your blouse and play with your tits, she smirk and said, oh no your not, your going to stick to the story and eat me,lol
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