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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise !!!

posted 7/10/2009 11:00:46 PM |
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  albertafire

[QUOTE]I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not
stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina
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Comments:
chubs

Jul 10 @ 11:10PM  
yes, v. gina, what you say is often true, but still, I'm always in great demand for my service's!
albertafire

Jul 10 @ 11:12PM  
as i'm sure you are sweety !!!!!
edinsf

Jul 10 @ 11:53PM  
don't forget p.niss supports 2 dependents both are nuts
subtle137

Jul 11 @ 12:08AM  
Hilarious! Thanks, alberta! ...must now send to a few friends
musicianfriend

Jul 11 @ 2:46AM  
are you perhaps from Vir-gina?
bronkh

Jul 11 @ 6:41AM  
we most remember mr. p niss is working with two heads one for trying to fill the need of femal desire, and i cant remember what the other head was for for i spend all my time thinking with p niss.

HopelesslyHopeful

Jul 11 @ 10:14AM  
I'm copying this and sending it to everyone!

POPO

Jul 11 @ 10:41AM  
Dear Ms.V.Gina,
After reviewing your response letter, and considering your reasons for rejecting my raise, I would like to point out the following...

You do not work 8 hours straight.

This is true, but at least I don't just lay there, as if that's enough....and bark out instructions.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

This is true.....but after all I do all the work! and after a brief nap I'm ready to work again.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

That's the problem... the Management team can't make up their mind? first they want this and then they want that? it's confusing.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.

I was trained to multi task and be a visionary..and help others in need.
and of course train in the newbies..

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.

I'm not a mind reader, most of the time your not in the mood for working...
or you have a headache.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

I'm usually to tired from doing all the work...and I didn't make the mess alone.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.

A good Manager is suppose to think safety first, and provide safe protective clothing, for their employee's....I just do what I'm told

You will retire well before you are 65.

Not if you keep the work place exciting! your suppose to make me want to come to work, with incentives...

You are unable to work double shifts.

Working double shifts is not a problem, if I'm not doing all the work...as my employer, you should understand, showing up for work doesn't get the job done.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed assigned task.

If the management team would make up their mind, it would be easy to complete the assignment.Management needs to quit faking, it gets confusing..

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Those two suspicious bags are filled with material necessary to complete assignments the management staff can't seem to decide from day to day what they want....

In conclusion, I thank you for your response, but I'm giving you my notice, I have been hired by a new management team, that wants me to start immediately....

P.S. your sister says Hi...
R Nu Gina

Sincerely,
V. Gina

Sincerely
Nu Gina's Penis...



ragtopcookie

Jul 11 @ 11:11AM  
A woman that blogs about penisuses and vaginas.....a woman after my own heart.......ladies out there....pay attention......the way to a mans heart is not always thru his stomach.....some like to take the long way home........ .....cookie
Angel178

Jul 25 @ 6:54PM  
You people are funny!
mystery2u888

Jul 25 @ 6:57PM  
gf you always have the best jokes ever I love reading them always


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albertafire

Aug 20 @ 2:57AM  


luv you all !!!!!
albertafire

Aug 20 @ 3:00AM  
.....some like to take the long way home

ummmmm, soooo what way home hunny ??
the loooooong way i hope
mystery2u888

Sep 3 @ 5:58AM  
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