1982danaz
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Jul 22 @ 4:05AM
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Here's my gift for you.................   I know I'm a cheap ass!!  Happy birthday!!! 
You still look pretty dam good too!!!!
I like chicken!!! (DON'T ASK  )
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Snappygoddess
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Jul 22 @ 6:58AM
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I love listening to Celtic music...it's good on the soul 
Happy early Birthday!! Enjoy the day
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ragtopcookie
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Jul 22 @ 7:18AM
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Being an Exhospilality director to one of the matchdoctor camp-outs .....ive never gotten around to welcomming you to our family here......Ive read alot of youre blogs...and like me......you seem to have the gift of gab......a whore with words.....as i was once called myself......so from the bottom of my heart.....i most welcome you here amoung the clueless....the lost and homeless.....and the pissed off people that make up this fine site.......Its people like you that make this place a wonderful excape from life...that a few of us need to make this world seem worth living in...... .......  .....  .........cookie
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Fayvorite
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Jul 22 @ 8:04AM
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Have a Happy Birthday a day early and celebrate till a day after.
You Go Girl!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 22 @ 9:42AM
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Thank you folks for you kind words...
Fayvorite....have you noticed? I like to celebrate my birthday a week before..and a week after...the actual day....lmao... 
I only get one other day thats just for me...and thats Mother Day....so ....I extended my birthday a bit....Is that ok to do? I hope so folks...cause Im a gonna do it anyway..
Cause after all...'Its My Party and I'll Do What I Want To.".......Wow..maybe I should write a song about this... 
Today..I have to work all the rest of the week....but this weekend will be another story...
COME ONE COME ALL...ANY EXCUSE TO HAVE A PARTY!.
Margarita's for everyone!!!.....(Dizzy and gang...Im switching to tequilla...no more champagne for me...at least for now..perhaps Mimosa's again the morning after... )
Charli......forget the diet just for one day..! Have a margarita!!!....
Danz..Goddess...Cookie? What do you want to drink?
Turn the music up loud...were going to dance our fannys off!
Eat...Drink...and be Merry!......
THE PARTY HAS JUST BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NELLY FURTADO..............PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
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jayej
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Jul 22 @ 10:13AM
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Happy Birthday MF
You prolific writer you..........
You bain of the NWO..........
You challenger of congress........ 
You scourge of idolatry....... 
You have a happy birthday...........
J
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lovestobake
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Jul 22 @ 10:39AM
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Wish you the best in all aspects of life.   
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jcarolina
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Jul 22 @ 11:11AM
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Have a great two week celebration.
I don't care what we drink..as long as you drink three of them.
I can write you a song, but you'll have to come to NC for the massage.
It's well worth the trip, and you'll love some of my illumination fanatic friends.
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POPO
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Jul 22 @ 12:24PM
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MF......WTF.....your having a party and didn't invite me?   what's the matter for you?  A party without Popo is like a date going solo...  but if your ambidextrous? it could be like a double date... I'm just sayin.. Oh and just to show I have no hard feelings... 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....
lil Popo says....  and your still a Happy meal at 55
I know ....I know bad Popo but lil Popo made me say it.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTIE..
Your favorite man, whether you admit it or not...
The Popomiester 
sssssssst....glad to see your back up and running..
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1982danaz
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Jul 22 @ 12:47PM
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MFRIEND, you gonna have a BB there?? Don't worry I'll be there. It would be lame if i wasn't no but seriously it would
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Loreli
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Jul 22 @ 12:52PM
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Happy Birthday....have a great time 
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ElmerFudd445
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Jul 22 @ 7:57PM
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Happy Birthday... go out and enjoy!! 
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 2:02AM
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Well....Im still celebrating..even though tomorrow is 'THE DAY'...lol....came home from workd and started practicing my 'BELLY DANCING"..HHHHHMMM..Interesting thought...Belly Dancing is good excercise and its fun..and since I dont watch TV much...this could be alot of fun...Instead of TV...my date can just watch me!.
Im a musician..which feeds my exhibitionist side...I think this belly dancing will definately fit into my 'act'.....This 'art' of dancing gives a whole new meaning to Rock and Roll...
Girls....we could add this into our 'diet' plan...its excercise and it will also fit in very well on a nice evening by the fire with some really cool music..with a 'friend' .....as well. Who needs the freaking TV..Theres much better things to do than sit there and watch TV...Use your imagination! Life is short....I can prove this...I was 25 just yesterday..and today I am 55....it sure went fast...  But thats ok...cause i feel fine and I like my 55 year old brain alot..
BELLY DANCING LESSONS
SHIMMIES
OK Girls...here ya go....this will get you started..........its alot of fun..
Ok..here we go................. Belly Dancers Rock!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 2:39AM
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Danz....I love the present! Its the heart of the gift that counts....and thank you so very much...Im glad you think Im hot! You are such a sweetheart!
Now that chicken comment! I think I would probably be to afraid to ask..so I will just use my imagination..
BB? I presume you mean BBQ? I presume..Im not doing that part..my friends are...arent they sweet!!! I am a very fortunate person..my friends are so cool..for sure. They love me...I love them!
We have had some of the most awsome parties in all the world in that barn...They have what we call the "Party Barn"...I will post some pics of that place in my profile and show you...We have had so much fun in that little barn...It looks like a freaking road house..Mikee worked for a liquor company and has all kinds of neon signs and other liquor advertising decor stuff...
We always have bands....lots of homemade food...drinks...dancing...laughing...bon fires outside...Tom and Carol are the host and the hostess...they are great people.
So come on down...party hardy with us ....Sing...dance and have some fun!
Cookie! Thank you for the welcome....I like it here...I have made alot of new friends...And you are one of them for sure! You are the diplomat...
As far as all the different kinds of people here..I rather enjoy them..all of them..even the pissed off ones too...although..I think thatat times, I am the reason they are pissed off... Opps..sorry guys..dont mean any harm..
Carolina...I will do for sure..I ALWAYS celebrate for two weeks...its a great excuse huh! Oh well. it works...
Ok ....I have to drink three of them.....I will do my best...Im not a big drinker..but I do love those Margaritas..especially on a hot day...MMMMMmmmm good!
YOUR WRITE MUSIC? GREAT!! Im going to be awaiting for my song...WOW...AND A MASSAGE TOO!!!!
THIS BIRTHDAYS GETTING BETTER BY THE MOMENT....Be sure to get some eucalyptus oil...thats my favorite for sure...Do you have good hands?
THANK YOU!! Im looking forward to meeting your Illumination fanatic friends...PPPssstt...what does that mean exactly?  ...
Wow..a song...a massage...and crazy friends...what a great birthday for sure..
Lovestobake Thank you for your good wishes...I will need them after two weeks of margartias, parties, music for sure....pass the asprin please. 
Goddess Celtic Music is in my soul...It has been for years...I love to just lay back and listen to it...I think it is a sensual music for sure...it brings a peace in our souls...and relaxes us taking away the stresses of life...
Jayej From one female warrior to another .....CHEERS!....Thank you for the note...Your a pretty awesome writter yourself girl!
I love to write....I have the NWO on the run with their tails tucked between their legs......The congress cringes when I write about them...and My love of God forbids idolatry for sure..
Thank you for your Happy Birthday wishes...
But dont forget..its like the 12 days Christmas...except its the 14 days of the birthday... After all..what else is there to do..besides dream up a great excuse to have some fun...lol It seems to be working for me...
See ya later in Charligurls club...loved that bread receipie you posted....gotta try that one! Have you ever made it before?
Loreli Wow girl..thank you so much for stopping by and wishing me happy birthday....What a sweetheart! What would you like Loreli? Margarita? Mimosa (we had those the other day..mmmm good.!) Wine?
ElmerFudd Thanks for stopping by and saying happy birthday to me..I am happy your here...Here...grab a beer..or whatever you wish..We are celebrating tonite..and the next several nights..so come again...after work...and have another beer..
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 2:54AM
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P P meister! The man that always has my back in the threads..
Cheers to you friend.POPO..your a wonderful friend and I thank you for coming! Weve been 'warriors' for America together for a time now...Wheres Texas? We were the three muskateers for sure. She will be back..she will miss us!
How could I have a party and not invite you? We would miss out on your charm and your humor..not a chance!
I know you dont drink......sooooo...I guess I will offer you a DVD of my first Belly Dancing Recital....smile!
I know how you appreciate womankind...your a true Latin Lover for sure...and we women need to clone you someday..for sure.. This guy knows how a woman thinks inside and out.....hes amazing..Its like he went to 'The College of Womans studies" and got a degree...
A happy meal? Wow..Ive never been called that before ....but I like it! Tell Little PoPo howdy for me....lol
Yep..glad the puter is running again..but its all screwed up still...running slow like molassess.....(sp?) Wheres the spelling monitors when you need them? I love those guys...They keep the $hit stirred up..Keeps things interesting..not stale.
Kisses and hugs!
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southernlass
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Jul 23 @ 3:47AM
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Ahh, little Musician Friend....
We've come so far so fast, girlfriend! I mean, look at us! Here we were a few months ago wondering wtf is next? lol...
I'm so glad we (you, me, and Popo) are all still in contact, and I'm sorry I haven't called but I will! I promise! We gotta catch up.
I wanted to join in with the others in wishing you a wonderful official
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You do deserve it!
Now you better get outta the house and go do something with somebody!
Love ya baby...
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1982danaz
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Jul 23 @ 4:45AM
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I'm going home. I'll be back to re join the party in like 5-6 hours maybe 10. I need some sleep. Also, did you see that one guy who came in the cheerleader outfit and that girl who got drunk off of 1/2 a Bud Light? Remember the blonde? That was funny. Then she ran up the stairs and tumbled down and knocked over my Irish Red dammit!!! I'll be back for more tomorrow though. You wan't anything from circle k? I need more beef jerky and I'm gonna get some Ice for the cooler and more bloody marry mix. You need anything?
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summerbreeze916
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Jul 23 @ 10:07AM
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Here it is............July 23rd! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!!! Enjoy it to the fullest. Sounds like you have a mighty fine time all planned.
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:05PM
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Hey Fayvorite! Thanks for coming...I see you like coffee..ME TOO!
HOW about a coffee and Tia Maria or Ameretto...another of my absolute favorites for sure...
HHHHHmmmm...she has a boat people....
Fay...whens you birthday? We all want to come...and celebrate with you...on your boat..
When I was rich... we had boats too....but no more...I sure do miss them...
I was raised on the Sacramento river...I was the female equivilent to Huck Finn...My brother and I were always in the river...what a great childhood I had...alot of freeedom..
\We used to swim out to the bouys when the big ships would come by...dangerous..but fun...lol
I do miss the river....
So...let us know whne your having your Birthday...and I will bring all my friends and celebrate with you...
Ive never been to florida before.....I hear its humid there..but beautiful....
Im a cowgirl Fay...and after a margerita or two..perhaps I could bareback ride one of those crocs you have down there......Is that popular down there yet? IF not...Im going to invent Croc Bareback Riding...and Croc wrangling......and open up a bar...GET A ROPE! We will be rich!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:07PM
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Hi there LTB...you forgot to tell us what you want to drink......
Thank you for the Birthday wish....your sweet to stop by!
DID YOU PERHAPS MAKE ME A CAKE? I LOVE CHOCOLATE...All girls love chocolate.....at least the normal ones do...
Never date a woman who doesnt love chocolate...she lacks passion...
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:07PM
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Hi there LTB...you forgot to tell us what you want to drink......
Thank you for the Birthday wish....your sweet to stop by!
DID YOU PERHAPS MAKE ME A CAKE? I LOVE CHOCOLATE...All girls love chocolate.....at least the normal ones do...
Never date a woman who doesnt love chocolate...she lacks passion...
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:09PM
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Thank you so much!!!! Grab a margurita...have a seat...
Elmer and Danz are going to dance for us on the table as soon as Danz gets back from the store.!
Now thats a fun party for sure..
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:12PM
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Ok..Carolina....I drank three of them........now what?
Im still going to hold you to that massage......I love massages for sure...
Do you mind dancing up there on that table with Elmer and Danz?
Its a girl party..so its the guys turn to do the dancing..ok?
Your so sweet...thank you...dont be shy!
No one will even remember tomorrow anyway...Isnt that how this drinking thing works?
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:16PM
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POPO......hhhhmmmm ...if i remember right...your familiar with dancing for women? Right?
Well..your not married anymore so you can dance for us....we would love it!
Show us.....we want to see your 'moves'...... 
We just want to make sure that you dont loose your mojo...
Does this mean that the girls have to dance at the guys birthday parties?
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:18PM
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Hi Summer! How sweet of you to come by and wish me Happy Birthday..
Yep...all planned...
Got my massage appointment all lined up for tomorrow...i love massages...
Any male massueses out there? (sp? SOMEBODY CALL THE SPELLING MONITORS PLEASE!)
Margarita or Mimosas for you? ...I think Danz is having bloody marys....lol
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:22PM
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I'm going home. I'll be back to re join the party in like 5-6 hours maybe 10. I need some sleep.
PARTY....PARTY POOPER!....OK..THEN...GO FOR IT...I DONT BLAME YOU...YOU WERE TOTALLY PARTYING IT UP DANCING ON THE TABLES AND ALL...AND MAKING ALL OF US DANCE EVERY DANCE WITH YOU...YOU WORE YOURSELF OUT FRIEND.
YOUR SUCH A PARTY ANIMAL! HURRY BACK...ITS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!
Also, did you see that one guy who came in the cheerleader outfit and that girl who got drunk off of 1/2 a Bud Light?
YES..I DID...I THINK THOSE TWO GOT TOTALLY DRUNK AND TRADED CLOTHES...
Remember the blonde? That was funny. Then she ran up the stairs and tumbled down and knocked over my Irish Red dammit!!! I'll be back for more tomorrow though.
DANG!!! WHAT A BUMMER...i THOUGHT SHE MADE IT UP TO YOU? LIKE I SAID..PARTY ANIMAL!
You wan't anything from circle k? I need more beef jerky and I'm gonna get some Ice for the cooler and more bloody marry mix. You need anything?
HHHHMM...LET ME THINK A MINUTE...PERHAPS MORE CHAMPAGNE AND TEQUILLA..THE KIND THAT DOESNT BURN YOUR THROAT AS IT GOES DOWN...
..WOW..THANKS FOR ASKING...I THINK YOU GOT IT PRETTY MUCH COVERED...ARE YOU TAKING THE BLONDE WITH YA? I THINK SHE LIKES YOU...
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:27PM
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HEY LASS! SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU...GLAD YOU STOPPED BY......
YES..WE ALL HAVE HISTORY FOR SURE..ITS BEEN FUN...
DONT YOU WORRY..IM OUT OF THE HOUSE..I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT FOR THAT MASSAGE FRIDAY..CANT WAIT..
BELLYDANCING....CALLING ON THAT TONITE..(IVE BEEN WORKING BY FANNY OFF THIS WEEK)
AND IM TAKING BOW LESSONS..THAT WILL BE SET UP THIS NEXT WEEK...THAT IS MY GIFT TO MYSELF....PRETTY GENEROUS HUH! MULTIPLE GIFTS..
NOT THAT EXTRAVAGANT THOUGH...
THE MASSAGE IS TO MAKE MY BODY STRONG AND SUPPLE...
THE BELLYDANCING LESSSONS...THE SAME...STRENGTH AND AGILITY
THE BOW AND ARROW LESSONS...SO WHEN THE APOCOLYPSE COMES...I CAN HUNT MY FOOD STEALTHLY.....
SEE ...IT ALL HAS A VERY UNSELFISH PURPOSE..ITS ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL..ESPECIALLY THE MASSAGE...
NICE TO SEE YA! MARGARITIAS OR MIMOSA'S?
LOVE YOU TOO GIRL!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 23 @ 11:32PM
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Summer..you to funny!
I hope thats not true..this is a dating site....and that would be a real bummer for sure..
Perhaps we should get POPO the Latin Lover to show them how a woman works... Hes got women down to a fine science...
Ok...MARGERITA IT IS! EXCELLENT CHOICE..ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR SURE.
Yep....its great...I got my massage all lined up...Im playing music at a winery on Sat...Birthday party with friends on Sunday...no work on Monday...YAHOO!.WORKS FOR ME!
Been practicing Belly Dancin...wow..that alot of fun..check out the links....good excercise...
Ah ha! Belly Dancing ....Perhaps you might take it up too Summer...might help those men learn how to....'rub' a thing or two...
HAVE FUN! THANKS FOR COMING!
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1982danaz
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Jul 24 @ 12:32PM
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I'm back!!!! yes, I'm back!!! So they didn't have the bloody marry mix they were out  But I was able to get some of those like pre-mixed things.......whatever they are...........anyways, they had everything else. I saw that blonde at circle k to, I had to walk back with her because she was way too out of it as you can see. But, we did have some fun
Nooooooooo, I didn't take advantage of her, it was consensual. Anyways, Did I miss anything? You might wanna let whoever parked their red corolla out in front that they got hit by another car like 10min. ago. Don't worry I got the plate # and filed a report. I think the car belongs to Summer maybe?? So, yea, what the hell?? Why's the guy in the cheerleader outfit cuffed to the keg naked?? I guess I'll get a bottle of beer instead?
Time to dance, I didn't think as many people would still be here, HEY BLONDIE, what's your name again!!!! Come on, let's (DANCE)
Musician, do whatever the hell you want, you ignored me when I walked in, you didn't say hi for like 20 min.
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musicianfriend
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Jul 24 @ 1:37PM
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JIMMY BUFFET - MARGARITA VILLE
WASTED AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE...SEARCHING FOR MY LOST SHAKER OF SALT.....SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THERES A WOMAN TO BLAME....(COULD THAT BE ME?)....NO WAY JOSE...ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!
Musician, do whatever the hell you want, you ignored me when I walked in, you didn't say hi for like 20 min.
Hey!! What did you expect from a chick whos been drinking margueritas for days now!. Hell..I cant ever remember how to spell marguerita correctly....
HEY..SOMEBODY..PLEASE CALL THE SPELLING POLICE...QUICK!
Anyway..I thought If I didnt pay attention to you..you would perhaps try to get my attention by dancing on the tables for the girls like a true Chippendale...
After all...when its your birthday...were going to Belly Dance the 'Dance of the Seven Veils' for you and your friends?
Isnt that fair?
I'm back!!!! yes, I'm back!!! So they didn't have the bloody marry mix they were out But I was able to get some of those like pre-mixed things.......whatever they are...........anyways, they had everything else. I saw that blonde at circle k to, I had to walk back with her because she was way too out of it as you can see. But, we did have some fun
Well..Im glad you made it back ok..We were starting to get pretty worried....We were just about to send out the Redhead in a cheerleader outfit to look for you...
Nooooooooo, I didn't take advantage of her, it was consensual. Anyways, Did I miss anything? You might wanna let whoever parked their red corolla out in front that they got hit by another car like 10min. ago. Don't worry I got the plate # and filed a report. I think the car belongs to Summer maybe?? So, yea, what the hell??
Glad to hear your a gentleman...and not a heathern...after all..we must be civil...even though wasted on booze...
HEY SUMMER.....DANZ THINKS SOME DRUNK HIT YOUR CAR! ITS A MESS! BUT DONT WORRY..HE GOT THE PLATES...BUT THEN AGAIN..HES DRUNK....
Why's the guy in the cheerleader outfit cuffed to the keg naked?? I guess I'll get a bottle of beer instead?
Wow...who is that guy anyway? Did you invite him? I didnt....I think he crashed the party..and now hes bogarting the beer...what a nut job....Naked? wow.......then again..wow...hes built pretty nice.....leave him alone for a bit...Im going to go get the girls...I think they would want to see this....
Who stole his cheerleader outfit?...........................I REMEMBER ...it was the redhead! I heard that those redheads were pretty tuff...How did she get that cheerleader outfit off of that man?... ....
She took advantage of his druken stupor state....  Maybe even more....
My # 1 rule..never ever drink until you pass out..its very dangerous...
One of my neighbors son went to a college party ...got totally drunk..He decided to moon someone and passed out. with pants pulled down to his knees.....Needless to say...this was the perfect Photo Op for the rest of the drunken college students in attendance at that party...
They put him in very compromising positions ....and took pictures... .lmao..
There was one with his naked butt upwards with an arrow pointing to his crack..and the words saying...ENTER HERE......all in photographs....forever sealed for all of eternity..
Never trust those drunken college kids...lmao
HEY...SOMEBODY GET DANZ ANOTHER BEER...OR TWO OR PERHAPS EVEN THREE!
Time to dance, I didn't think as many people would still be here, HEY BLONDIE, what's your name again!!!! Come on, let's (DANCE)
Go for it Danz....impress her with you Chippendale moves! That blonde will love it for sure!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 24 @ 1:39PM
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CRAP..I BLEW OUT MY FLIP FLOPS...STEPPED ON A POP TOP....OOOWWWIE!
DONT BLAME ME! Dont blame me cuz your so drunk! Its your own damn fault! .
OCIFER..ITS ALL HIS FAULT!!!
WASTED AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE
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POPO
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Jul 24 @ 2:11PM
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Look I ain't goin for this lil come on...  I wasn't invited to the party and now to get the party all fired up you want me to dance.. What up wit dat? 
I'm not just a piece of meat....sure I'm a stud with a body to die for, and can bust a move like few other know how.. modestly speaking of course..
An yes it's true...i'm loved all over the globe... and just by showing up the womens would go crazy... but i'm not easy!
Oh and now i'm de latin love huh? No! No! No!.....lenne tell ju sunthing, ju don't even know me like dat but ju wanna... and don't lie....
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musicianfriend
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Jul 24 @ 2:57PM
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Look I ain't goin for this lil come on... I wasn't invited to the party and now to get the party all fired up you want me to dance.. What up wit dat?
I'm not just a piece of meat....sure I'm a stud with a body to die for, and can bust a move like few other know how.. modestly speaking of course..
POPO....You were invited...its just that you didnt answer your phone! But you made it..and I appreciate it...(is this butt kissing working? We wont know until the Latino Sings..lmao)
A piece of meat? Why you offend me...Do you think thats what women think of men? Just a piece of meat?
So you think that because I ask you to do a chippendale dance..that its all about the meat..and not the talent? I am an artist..l am entertainer by trade...I apprecieat the Arts.
POPO..you MUST get your head out of the gutter...or in your case...your pants.
An yes it's true...i'm loved all over the globe... and just by showing up the womens would go crazy... but i'm not easy!
Oh and now i'm de latin love huh? No! No! No!.....lenne tell ju sunthing, ju don't even know me like dat but ju wanna... and don't lie....
Yes...women do like you,....thats for sure...but if you did a chippendale dance for us...it might help your odds in the dating threads.... Not that you need any help..but ya neva know...
Now...lenne tell ju sunthing.......quite being a big baby and have some fun...If you would have answered your phone messages..you would have known about the party...
.oh yea..you dont drink....but thats ok...you can still have some fun...by entertaining us girls...lmao
Oh......PoPo..were waiting......  
I have a fetish for the police officer look..love the man in uniform......or even the tarzan look...love the loin cloth look.....or even the scotts man in his kilt....ok..take your pick....were all waiting.....go ahead...dont be shy..
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POPO
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Jul 24 @ 4:26PM
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POPO....You were invited...its just that you didnt answer your phone! But you made it..and I appreciate it...(is this butt kissing working? We wont know until the Latino Sings..lmao)
I'm sorry did you say suntin? the music is too loud where I'm out...you know womens who appreciate my talents..
A piece of meat? Why you offend me...Do you think thats what women think of men? Just a piece of meat?
Jez... I see they way the look at me when my cloths are coming off
like animals......animals I tell ya!
So you think that because I ask you to do a chippendale dance..that its all about the meat..and not the talent? I am an artist..l am entertainer by trade...I apprecieat the Arts.
I never danced for talent...I danced for money, so can we keep it freakin real here daaaaaaaang! After each show they didn't want to talk to me about the performing arts, I was the art they wanted to perform on..I'm just sayin..
Besides I know you were nervous when you wrote that..Cuz you mis-spelled "Appreciate" see i'm watchin you...
POPO..you MUST get your head out of the gutter...or in your case...your pants.
Oh really? who wanted who to dance, and have these fantascies...see I just can't trust you!
Yes...women do like you,....thats for sure...but if you did a chippendale dance for us...it might help your odds in the dating threads.... Not that you need any help..but ya neva know...
See your just like the rest of them... you see my pic and don't read my profile..It says I'm not dating right now by choice! so i'm not looking for bettering my odds.. now what?
Now...lenne tell ju sunthing.......quite being a big baby and have some fun...If you would have answered your phone messages..you would have known about the party...
A baby? Ahhh baby? I can't believe you said that! is you crazy? Aye Dios Mio...  So let's get to the point, you need to take another toke you better recognize!
.oh yea..you dont drink....but thats ok...you can still have some fun...by entertaining us girls...lmao
No! No! No!...I'm tired tired tired tired of being used. so don't even try to talk me into entertaining anyone now!
Oh......PoPo..were waiting...... Look I've been down this road before..and after the dance the womens won't gimme my pants back and want to do all kinda nasty things to me...and I'm on break..
I have a fetish for the police officer look..love the man in uniform......or even the tarzan look...love the loin cloth look.....or even the scotts man in his kilt....ok..take your pick....were all waiting.....go ahead...dont be shy..
A Latin Lover isn't even on your list? So don't even tell me like this.....when I know you don't mean it like that! Bad Titi...bad bad Titi
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1982danaz
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Jul 24 @ 4:38PM
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[/U]My # 1 rule..never ever drink until you pass out..its very dangerous...[/B]
So when I pass I out ok it is to then dirnikink? I'm ok I sweraa I'm drnikn onloy one queer............I mean beer!!!! I'm ok, don't me tell to stop to drkink! I'm FNIE!!!!
Hey BLONDIE!!!! BLONDIE!!!! I'm coming up!!!! Wait Blondie!!! Here I come!!!!!
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1982danaz
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Jul 24 @ 4:41PM
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I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!! GIMME A PAPER BAG FOR BLONDIES FACE AND PUT A HOLE IN IT FOR THE MOUTH!!!! FOR THE EYES TOO
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musicianfriend
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Jul 24 @ 5:04PM
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HHHmm...I have read your rebuttal...and it was clever to say the least...BUT....
[mf]POPO....You were invited...its just that you didnt answer your phone! But you made it..and I appreciate it...(is this butt kissing working? We wont know until the Latino Sings..lmao)
I'm sorry did you say suntin? the music is too loud where I'm out...you know womens who appreciate my talents..
See...PoPo..this is the problem...you never listen to me....you have selective hearing..like most men do......and all those excuses!....ggggeessshh... 
[mf]So you think that because I ask you to do a chippendale dance..that its all about the meat..and not the talent? .I apprecieat the Arts.
I never danced for talent...I danced for money, so can we keep it freakin real here daaaaaaaang! After each show they didn't want to talk to me about the performing arts, I was the art they wanted to perform on..I'm just sayin..
See..there you go...beating me with you baggage from the past...Not all women use men for.....ah .hem...well you know what Im talking about..
Now that thats clear, Can we move along here? Thats the past..this is the present....ok..im ready now....
[popo]Besides I know you were nervous when you wrote that..Cuz you mis-spelled "Appreciate" see i'm watchin you...
Im sorry your eyesite has 'left' you in your 'elder' years..but if you notice...I spelled it the exact same way you did...
[mf]POPO..you MUST get your head out of the gutter...or in your case...your pants.
Oh really? who wanted who to dance, and have these fantascies...see I just can't trust you!
OMG...you have no idea how much I appreciate the Arts...people with talent....I am not doing anything of the sort...I just appreciate the Arts...again..you beat me with you baggage... (Im crying now...am I getting to him? is it working?Am I wearing him down yet?)
[mf]Now...lenne tell ju sunthing.......quite being a big baby and have some fun...If you would have answered your phone messages..you would have known about the party...
A baby? Ahhh baby? I can't believe you said that! is you crazy? Aye Dios Mio... So let's get to the point, you need to take another toke you better recognize!
NoNoNo...talking in a foreign language will get you no where sir......YOu must speak english...and for the record..I am not stoned..I am of perfect mind...I know what I am saying...well....except for the several margaritas consumed these last few days...
[mf]Oh......PoPo..were waiting......
Look I've been down this road before..and after the dance the womens won't gimme my pants back and want to do all kinda nasty things to me...and I'm on break..
Where theres smoke..there is fire....So tell us...what did you do to encourage them to do such a thing to you...
Isnt he cute... .acting so innocent.. .when I can see the little devil in his eyes! 
[mf]I have a fetish for the police officer look..love the man in uniform......or even the tarzan look...love the loin cloth look.....or even the scotts man in his kilt....ok..take your pick....were all waiting.....go ahead...dont be shy..
Opps...my bad...I forgot to mention that he was a Redneck police officer....
Now bebe ...does that feel better?
Did you get your dancing costumes on yet? Were still waiting.
If you remember correctly...the Latin Lover belongs to Angel....
POPO IS is three people in one...He can talk Redneck..Latin Lover..and Englishman...and very well I might add...I m from the south..so I choose the Redneck....Angel wanted the Latin Lover and Dizzy the Englishman....so..there....its settled.....
Bring on the Redneck Cop.....Im waiting!
A Latin Lover isn't even on your list? So don't even tell me like this.....when I know you don't mean it like that! Bad Titi...bad bad Titi A simple little oversite....all fixed now...
Im waiting to hear..."Your under Arrest" Under Arrest? Who exactly is He?
Oh..by the way..I love it when you call me TiTi....(TeaTea)
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musicianfriend
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Jul 24 @ 5:14PM
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Dont worry Danz....she'll start to look like Pamela Anderson by 2:00 a.m.  ....give it some time...
WELL..IM OFF TO GET MY MASSAGE...
THAT WAS BIRTHDAY GIFT #1...
DONT BE JEALOUS......OK..BE JEALOUS....IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
LATER FOLKS...KEEP ON PARTYING..I WONT BE LONG..
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CHARLIgurl1
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Jul 24 @ 5:42PM
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save a horse ride a cowboy???
Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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POPO
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Jul 24 @ 8:29PM
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I learned along time ago, don't argue with a woman...
just always say two things...
Yeah your right! and I'm sorry... 
Women don't argue to make sense, their in it for distance and irritation...
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1982danaz
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Jul 24 @ 9:05PM
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Yeah, she will probably look better than Pamela. Probably look better than Pamela, and probably do more than her too. Also, she's free!! As far as what I'll remember I probably F***ed Jennifer Anniston...........HELL YA!!!!
NEXT ROUND OF DRINKS ON ME!!!! i'M GOING BACK TO THE STORE!!!!
Killians, Bud Light for the sissy's, and margarita's for whoever. and, 20 lbs of CHICKEN(raw) I don't feel like cooking you do it!!!!!!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 25 @ 12:26AM
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SAVE A HORSE....RIDE A COWBOY.........................<-------link
Yahoo Charligurl...Im with you....
ANY COWBOYS IN THE HOUSE?
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musicianfriend
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Jul 25 @ 12:29AM
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I M BACK FROM MY MOST AWESOME MASSAGE!!!!
IT WAS FREAKING HEAVEN!!! HEAVEN i TELL YA!!!
If youve never had one...I urge you to do so...Not only does it feel good..but it makes you feel better.. more healthy...it moves the toxins out of your body...
I feel alot better..
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musicianfriend
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Jul 25 @ 12:53AM
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[POPO]I learned along time ago, don't argue with a woman...
just always say two things...
Yeah your right! and I'm sorry...
Women don't argue to make sense, their in it for distance and irritation...
Wow...P ] P ...I like your style.....cool....
WORKS FOR ME!
[danaz]Yeah, she will probably look better than Pamela. Probably look better than Pamela, and probably do more than her too. Also, she's free!! As far as what I'll remember I probably F***ed Jennifer Anniston...........HELL YA!!!!
NEXT ROUND OF DRINKS ON ME!!!! i'M GOING BACK TO THE STORE!!!!
ILL HAVE A MARGARITA TARBENDER.....GIVE DANAZ A BEER.....HE LOOKS THIRSTY...HE WANTS TO WASH DOWN THAT RAW CHICKEN HES EATING!
OMG Danz..your gettting kinda wild here...........GREAT!
The girls are still waiting for your Chippendale impression....go for it.!
Killians, Bud Light for the sissy's, and margarita's for whoever. and, 20 lbs of CHICKEN(raw) I don't feel like cooking you do it!!!!!!
Wow..you really DO like chicken...whats up with the chicken...RAW? Are you freaking crazy?
Ok...you twisted my arm...I CANNOT watch you eat raw chickenif you do...I will surely puke...  ...so..I will BBQ it for you...oh..by the way..Im a pretty darn good BBQ'er.. .so be prepared for a taste bud orgasam..
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1982danaz
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Jul 25 @ 2:01AM
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Jennifer, Jennifer, Don't go!!!!! Or Jessica, Jamie!!!!! Sh*t!!! Jamie? Whatever, BLONDIE!!!!!! Come Back!!!!! I'll make you some chicken!!!! I got 20lbs. some one needs to eat it!!!!! Just like you ate last night baby , It's for you, I'll cook it it'll Be HOT for you!!!! COME BACK!!!!!
So, where's the redhead??? Is she still here???
get redhead carrot top over here!! Where u at baby?? Daddy's gonna find you
Who want's to open that chicken? I'm hungry. MFRIEND, you wanna cook next round?? I want 3 breastisisis. The big firm ones. Boneless Please
Give one to Loulou,he shouldn't be eating just dog food. Try giving Loulou a breast or 2 I'm sure he likes them too
I'm a little tea cup short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout.......something something something something shout..........tip me over and pour me out!!!! I'm a good singer too!!!
So, MFRIEND, did you see the girl(she looked like she was like 17) anyways, she came inside anyways, then she was going to the basement. She opened the door and a rat ran out and she fell because she was scared. The rat ran in her shirt it was so funny. I just wish the rat would've told me if he saw anything good in there
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1982danaz
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Jul 25 @ 2:03AM
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.so be prepared for a taste bud orgasam..
Yeah, orgasms are cool, I WANT ONE(another)
Extra sauce?
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1982danaz
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Jul 26 @ 1:59AM
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where'd every 1 go??
well, there's still a few people left, redhead said she was coming back but it's been like 6 hours now, that naked guy is still cuffed to the beer, and the cheerleader is taking a bath. where is everyone, I know a few people went to see transfomers they said they'd be back I guess we'll see
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musicianfriend
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Jul 26 @ 5:18PM
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HI THERE...IM BACK....
I had to work....I played music at a winery....We kicked azz....I have a new bass player...Hes 15yrs old...HES FREAKING GOOD! Everyone loved him...
We get to play there again next month for their party...at request of the patrons....
Today...Im beat...but my friends and family are having a birthday party for me....
I love those guys....it will be fun...
I think Danaz is freaking drunk off his azz...
Give one to Loulou,he shouldn't be eating just dog food. Try giving Loulou a breast or 2 I'm sure he likes them too
DANAZ....Who the heck is LouLou? Is he the guy chained to the beer keg? And why in the world is he eating dog food?
This party is totally getting out of control...
Its like an Animal House at Fraternity....You know how those college kids are..
So, where's the redhead??? Is she still here???
get redhead carrot top over here!! Where u at baby?? Daddy's gonna find you
Danaz..your such an animal! If you keep calling her Carrot Top..your not going to get anywhere with that woman.........
You should say something more that her red hair makes you hot...or lights your fire......or what ever....but Carrot Top..brings to my mind that dorky comedian... Your odds with the Red Head are greatly dimished...sorry friend.
Who want's to open that chicken? I'm hungry. MFRIEND, you wanna cook next round?? I want 3 breastisisis. The big firm ones. Boneless Please
Sorry babe..they only come in pairs.
I'm a little tea cup short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout.......something something something something shout..........tip me over and pour me out!!!! I'm a good singer too!!!
OMG...poor Danaz...Tea Pot song? Now I know hes loosing it...
Perhaps AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" would work a little better in the art of picking up on drunk beautiful woman...
So, MFRIEND, did you see the girl(she looked like she was like 17) anyways, she came inside anyways, then she was going to the basement. She opened the door and a rat ran out and she fell because she was scared. The rat ran in her shirt it was so funny. I just wish the rat would've told me if he saw anything good in there
Your drunk...heres some coffee..and I did BBQ the chicken...eat some..You need to sober up just a bit....
Here is a nice breast....no no..never mind....I need to get your mind off of women...heres a thy...opps..that didnt work.....take this leg.....OMG nevermind...that wont work ever....
I got it....heres the neck and the Popes Nose....
Wash it down with a beer....
The naked guy woke up and poured you a draft..I think hes trying to kiss you azz so you will unchain him from the keg..and I think we should get him some clothes...I dont know what happened to the cheerleader outfit he came in..but heres a cute tutu and tights left over from ballet class..
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1982danaz
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Jul 27 @ 1:37PM
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well, I thought I saw a few people come back amyways, I think I saw summer, & popo. there's a brunette here now that I haven't seen yet. Her name's marissa. Leave it up to me to be the first to introduce myself I got her started.
She's had a 6pk. already in like 20min. She told me she never drinks & she said she wanted to see if maybe she'd have like a 12pk. Hey, that's fine with me, that means there's a better chance I get what I want.............well, as long as she doesn't fall down the stairs like that girl last week. redhead's out of the bath now (I hid her clothes so she's gonna have to be naked!!!
The naked guy is sleeping on the keg now bent over it..........This is your chance musician...............
so who was that guy with the banjo?? He kinda looked like willie nelson but I know it wasn't him........anyways, he had a piece of chicken, he was eating it then he dropped it on the floor and this guy took it and put it down his pants......
why??? I really don't know. anyways.......the guy ended up taking it out of his pants and ate it!!!!!
do you remember puff the magic dragon? I heard he died yesterday??? did someone kill him? That dragon was nice he wasn't gonna hurt anyone..........
here comes the rest of the gang, the must have went out to do something else after the movie...............well, Let's drink it up!!!!! who want's to sing with me!!!!!!
somhwhere over the rainbow way up high,
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musicianfriend
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Jul 27 @ 8:58PM
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Wow...one of the best birthdays Ive had in a long time...
We all gathered together on Sunday...Had a blast..
My mom gave me some money...Im heading right on back to get another massage...That last one made me feel alot better....I cant believe the difference that a massage can make in you overall well being..
My beautiful daughter was there...My friends havent seen her since she was a teenager....Shes now a woman...studying to be a Interior Designer.....We will all celebrate her 21st birthday soon....She had her hair cut into a new style..wow..it makes her look so sophisticated and beautiful...she was always beautiful..but now..she looks like an adult...Im proud of her.
My son was there with his new girl.....Not many years ago..my son would sit with the men in our group..and only listen..but now..hes a man..and hes right in there in all the conversation....all of those guys..talking about cows...horses..and grazing land...It was so cool to see my son in a mans position....
Life just rolls on...doesnt it...
His new girl is totally awesome..They are perfect for each other...they both walk talk and breath cattle and horses....workaholics..the both of them...Shes different than the other girl..whom I still care about....but the new girl helps him and likes doing the things he does for work....I happy he found such a perfect match...and shes a beautiful Greek girl too with very very long dark hair...
Well...lets see..Oh yea...I also got two free pedicures...WOW..never had one before..but Im sure looking forward to getting them....so cool...
Oh well.. that was the party..it was fun...
Oh yea..the night before I played music at a winery with my 15 year old genius bass player..WOW..hes a kick azz bass player..all self taught from the internet only since this past FEB.....Can you believe it...
.I think he will be famous one day and I told every one at the winery to hurry up and get their autograph now while they can because this kid is going to be famous one day.. He also plays piano, guitar and drums...I think he loves music..lmao
I get to celebrate till Wed...then my two week birthday part is over....Its has been a real good one thats for sure..
Look at my wild internet party...
Danaz...it would not have been this much fun with out you....So I say..Thank you sir for haning in until the bitter end...
PPPPssst...Danaz...were going to clean up on Thurs...be sure to come....lmao I will need help dragging that drunk naked man off that kegger for sure...ggggeeessshhh.. I cant beleive he got that drunk....I guess when one lays on the floor and opens his mouth and guzzles beer...he will definatly get drunk...Hes a bogart for sure...
I bet you dont know what a bogart is...do you?
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musicianfriend
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Jul 27 @ 9:33PM
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Wow...look at the party crashers....I hope this doesnt get out of control....
Danaz...your new friend Marissa is cute..hope that works out well for ya! But...arent you worried about her 'drinking problem?" And that gives you abetter chance of getting what you want? YOUR SUCH A HORNDOGGER!!!!
DANAZ....you give that redhead back her clothes..actually..those clothes actually belong to the naked man thats chained himself to the keg...
Lets give him back his cheerleader outfit....and now..we have to figure out where the reddheads clothes went...
GGGE$ESSSHHH..it like babysitting abunch of kindergartners..
The naked guy is sleeping on the keg now bent over it..........This is your chance musician...............
Ah....no thank you....Not my type...I like talking to a man that actually is awake and listening....That man is out of control...He wont even remember this party....what a waste case...for sure....
so who was that guy with the banjo?? He kinda looked like willie nelson but I know it wasn't him. .......
Oh that guy? Hes a friend from the bluegrass band in town...Hes a great musician...
anyways, he had a piece of chicken, he was eating it then he dropped it on the floor and this guy took it and put it down his pants......why??? I really don't know. anyways.......the guy ended up taking it out of his pants and ate it!!!!!
EEEEEEWWWWWWW.....What is it with men? They get some drinks down in them...and they become like wild animals!
do you remember puff the magic dragon? I heard he died yesterday??? did someone kill him? That dragon was nice he wasn't gonna hurt anyone..........
Danaz..are you sure your only drinking....are you smoking some of those left handed cigarettes?
Soo...you want to sing Somewhere way up high? I think its called Somewhere Over the Rainbow.......Danaz...what are we going to do with you...
Hey.....hey...wait a minute here....WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE! check out what just walked in the door.....wow...he is total eye candy...Cowboy hat....wrangler jeans...tight ones by the way....I think I will just wander over there and stir up some conversation with that man...After all..I am the hostess with the mostess...Perhaps he will agree to be the host
I think I will have an Irish Toast with him...
"Im not a heavy drinker....One or two at the most....Three Im under the table...and Four..Im under the host..."
Hee Hee...just dreaming...
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1982danaz
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Jul 28 @ 1:04AM
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Honestly, you might not want to get with that guy, look closely.............you see that?? He's a Transexual, but if that's your thing, go for it........good luck to ya.
so Marissa said she was gonna have maybe a 12pk. but she only had...........oh, maybe 2CASES!!!! Wow, she can really handle her drinks!!!!
That naked guy on the keg, I was told by the blondie, (yea she's back) that she shoved a carrot in his ass while he was passed out. She put some eyes on his ass and a goatie. you should see it, everyone was taking pictures. Can you say blackmail??
I'm gonna go get Marissa, time for a happy pill. (not like I need one but I last 8 hours with one!!!!!
Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full, one for the something one for the something, one for the little girl you lives down the bay.....
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1982danaz
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Jul 28 @ 1:32AM
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About those left handed cigarettes, I really don't smoke them because they'd be hard to hold because I'm right handed. I think that would be hard. It would be a waste of money in my opinion. ok, I've got the munchies but we're out of chips so I'm going to get some chips and well, we've still got about 6lbs. of beef jerky so I'll get maybe 16 more lbs. this time??? another case of Irish red and some margarita mix for you.
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musicianfriend
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Jul 28 @ 2:31AM
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Honestly, you might not want to get with that guy, look closely.............you see that?? He's a Transexual, but if that's your thing, go for it........good luck to ya.
Oh..no hes not...Just look at him...Hes freaking gourgeous....Your just jealous...cause Marissias a drunk and shes flirting with that Hispanic man over there..I think that POPO.....lmao...Hes the Latin Lover ....your done dude...better scope out someone else for sure...
That naked guy on the keg, I was told by the blondie, (yea she's back) that she shoved a carrot in his ass while he was passed out. She put some eyes on his ass and a goatie. you should see it, everyone was taking pictures. Can you say blackmail??
Where is that blonde..shes so outta here...What a perv.. That poor guy...Hes passed out..Hes so vulnerable...
SSSuuuucccckk......here..put this carrot in the garbage please.....
I'm gonna go get Marissa, time for a happy pill. (not like I need one but I last 8 hours with one!!!!!
I hope you didnt take that pill yet....Marissias hot for POPO...
About those left handed cigarettes, I really don't smoke them because they'd be hard to hold because I'm right handed. I think that would be hard. It would be a waste of money in my opinion. ok, I've got the munchies but we're out of chips so I'm going to get some chips and well, we've still got about 6lbs. of beef jerky so I'll get maybe 16 more lbs. this time??? another case of Irish red and some margarita mix for you.
See...hes doing his partriotic duty..hes buying munchies and paying taxes...
Danaz....Im so proud of ya man!
MARGARITA MIX FOR ME? Wow..you are such a sweetheart...
PPPSSTtt...Danaz...that Red head is giving you the eye again....
How about that girl over there...the blonde that looks just like Pamela Anderson?
Hows she look to ya? I can go over for you and break the ice for you if you like?
But dont say anything stupid.....you are pretty drunk...and I would hate to see you mess this up...cause ...shes looking at you.....
OMG...her boob just fell to her waist..AAAWWWWW now it fell out on the floo... LMAO...and did you see those hairy legs? EEEWWWW...shes or should I say HE is a cross dresser...Danaz...I hope you didnt kiss her or him or ...hell whatever..
OMG...she sees us laughing at her...so now shes checking out the naked guy passed out on the beer keg....I hope she doesnt have a carrot in her hand...GGGeessh...that poor guy.....
Oh..by the way...did you ever find the redheads clothes? I can see you never gave the naked guy back his cheerleader outfit....perhaps the Redhead stole it...
Crap...who invited the pole dancer...look at her....dancing all around the stair railing...what a weirdo...but I guess you guys like that kind of stuff..
HEY!!!! Danaz..you were supposed to do a chippendale dance for us girls...What happened?????/
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1982danaz
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Jul 28 @ 3:33AM
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I did........(chippendale) were you that drunk you didn't see it??? Don't worry, there's a private show for you. You can use the 1/2 hr free coupon if you want. Why do you think I gave you the coupon? No, you cant get the one from redhead, or blondie, or marissa, or the other blond or shantel, or summer, they all already used them.
Wow, were you that out of it??? I guess you were....................I aint throwing that carrot away!!! Just give it to Loulou, he'll eat it. He'll eat anything.
Yea, I see Popo over there Lemme go break it up. Hey!! get away from her!!!
Don't mention it Marissa, I just don't understand.......Oh he was gonna buy you a car?? *Marissa Says "yea he was gonna buy me a camaro" I say "sorry for messin that up for u baby" *Marissa says "not a problem baby let's F**K!!!*
Hell yea!!! you see that musician, I told you I'd get her. Well ima get that pill now. I'ma talk to you later I'll tell you how it went.........
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texasblues
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Jul 28 @ 3:55AM
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Sorry to be late but the pony express was running late. But happy birthday to you
and one to grow on
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1982danaz
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Jul 28 @ 3:57AM
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welcome to the party tex!!!!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 28 @ 1:03PM
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AHHHH......TEXASBLUES! Thank you for coming! Its great having you for sure...
A man from my old stomping grounds...
The great COUNTRY of TEXAS.... Home of the COWBOYS! Land of the cajuns....and the good ole boys of America! The Buba's...
I love that state..Its still a part of me...no doubt...Theres just something about Texas..
The people are the best ever...
Come again..have a beer...WELCOME!
Be careful though..theres some really wild people here....WHEW!
I didnt invite them...they crashed my party....they are freaking animals I tell ya!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 28 @ 1:14PM
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GGEESSHH...THIS PLACE IS GETTING KINDA ROWDY!
I did........(chippendale) were you that drunk you didn't see it??? Don't worry, there's a private show for you. You can use the 1/2 hr free coupon if you want. Why do you think I gave you the coupon? No, you cant get the one from redhead, or blondie, or marissa, or the other blond or shantel, or summer, they all already used them.
Drunk? Me? I dont remember.....crap...So I missed it?
I will be waiting for the private show...but could you not be so drunk this time...I heard you fell off the table during the last show..and you fell right on top of all those ladies....I think that would hurt....and it would definately kill the excitement....and you lost your date with Marissa because of that little incident..so be careful.......I think I will sit a couple rows back just in case..
Thats when Marissa ditched you for PoPo....Hes so....suave....so .....sexy...so...romantic........Did you know that he doesnt drink? He took advantage of your elibriated state so he could make you look bad and steal Marissa away from you...
Wow, were you that out of it??? I guess you were....................I aint throwing that carrot away!!! Just give it to Loulou, he'll eat it. He'll eat anything.
DANAZ!!!!!!!!! Dont you dare do that to LouLou.......If you do..I will never be able to look at him again during supper....I think I would want to puke.. Shame on you....
You know Danaz..I think your really getting out of control!!!
Hell yea!!! you see that musician, I told you I'd get her. Well ima get that pill now. I'ma talk to you later I'll tell you how it went.........
Sorry babe..but you passed out......and that pill you took....well...lets say that with that blanket over you....We thought we were sort of camping out or something with that tent and all....
We built a fire beside you and roasted weinies.. and marshmellows....(Dont worry....there was no Lorena Bobbits there..Your still 'intact'....)
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musicianfriend
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Jul 28 @ 1:29PM
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Oh yea..I forgot to mention..I protected you while you were passed out.....LouLou, when that drunk redhead told him about where that carrot had been.. .the one he ate.. ..welll needless to say......he was pretty pissed....
He was coming at you...while you were drunk..while you were ah hem....'camping'...Well he was coming your way with a rather large cucumber in his hand..mumbling something about you were gonna get it..and that he would NOT be eating that cucumber this time...well.. you know the rest.....but we convienced him to forgive you....an mark it up to experience....NEVER TRUST A DRUNK MAN WITH A CARROT!!!
But I think I would be very cautious around LouLou...I dont think he really forgave you...I think hes going to get his revenge when we arent looking....not there to save you...so be careful....Dont trust him.... Like he trusted you!
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ElmerFudd445
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Jul 28 @ 2:05PM
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WOW.. a 4 day party..  .. It doesn't look like the steam has run out yet!!
I think I'll grab a brew and sit down a while.. 
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1982danaz
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Jul 28 @ 3:05PM
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naked guy still cuffed to that keg???? dam!!!!! it's been like 6 day's.........so what's he been doin if he had to piss or...........#2??? wow, well it's a good thing he hasn't been eating I guess. I see someone cuffed his ankles too? Why don't they just let him go? WTF that's just wrong. but then again, maybe he did it to himself. I don't know I don't really know the whole story.
Now, as for marissa, just wait about 9months and there will be proof that I really was with Marissa!!!!
Haha!!! Popo got turned down by carrot top and you said he was sly......haha!!!!!
Blondie hey how ya doin? so how long you stayin? "Shut up and meet me in the bedroom!!!!" Nobody tell marissa, or redhead I don't want them to get upset with me!!!
musician, if you wanna use that coupon later, just let me know
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1982danaz
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Jul 28 @ 3:09PM
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Then again I already had blondie & she was better than them so go ahead if you really wanna say something I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!
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musicianfriend
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Jul 29 @ 3:44AM
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Z-Z-ZZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z What? What? Whats going on here? cough....sniff....scratch....z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z--z- hic up -z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- hic up z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
What? What? What are you doing Danaz? Dont you ever sleep? Is this party still happening? Wow....Hi Elmer...hows it going? did you get a beer? I hope you didnt get a draft from that keg over there....DONT EAT ANY CARROTS OR CUCUMBERS YOU FIND AROUND HERE...I WARNED YA!
DANAZ...Im out of margarita mix....bummer...hows the beer holding up?
I'll be back later...this party has been going on for days..i just cant .z-z-z-z-z-z keep z-z-z-z-zmy -z-z-z-z-z-z eyes z-z-z-z open z-z-z any longer z-z- See ya in the morning.....z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-
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WebMonster
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Jul 29 @ 4:32AM
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Happy B'Day Girly!!
And many happy returns..
May your little blue Strat-fiddle sing like never before...
Great entertainment, but where's the cake?
-WebMonster 
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1982danaz
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Jul 29 @ 4:48AM
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well, I'm not gonna get Into what happened with blondie this time around. 
anyways, I'm gonna crash on the couch. Pick up another keg will ya? and more beef jerkey!!!! Maybe some chicken, the stuff on the counter is 4 days old. and I'm sure the soda's flat so Pick some more up will ya??? ANYTHING BUT DIET!!!!
Z-zZ-z_z-Z-Z-z-z-_zZz_zZzZ-Z-z-Z
ok so I snore weird leave me alone don't wake me up again dammit!!!! Just let me know when the chickens ready!!!
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1982danaz
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Jul 29 @ 4:50AM
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If you get horny, different story, I don't mind waking up for that. But you should use that coupon it does expire ya know it's not good forever.
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1982danaz
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Jul 29 @ 8:55AM
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ok, 3.5 hours is enough sleep after 3 days, so ladies, chippendale?? I know you ladies have been waiting a while but I'm gonna give you a 3 hour show this time. just follow me to the bedroom because some just puked out here. So if you wanna see the show just follow me.................redhead, carrot top, marissa, blondie, musican, shantel, summer, cayci, jessica, stacey, jennifer, aubrey, sharon, Mother Teresa, get ready for the best show of your life!!! Enjoy!!! Actually, I need to go get christina carie, and chelsea, don't want them to miss the fun just cuz they're sleeping. alright ladies, enjoy the show!!!!! 3 hours of me!!!!
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PrettyGreenEyes578
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Jul 29 @ 9:59AM
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Happy belated Birthday, My Friend!!!!!!
May you be blessed always!
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leprichaun_magic
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Jul 29 @ 11:11AM
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OOOOhhhh SORRY I,m late MF "Happy Birthday tooo,,is it still goin on??!!!is the Belly Dancing free??.................................................................... enjoy
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1982danaz
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Aug 8 @ 4:27AM
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Well, the party's over, I'll help you clean up in the morning. I'll be back to help you, I'm going home.
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musicianfriend
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Aug 9 @ 4:30AM
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Well, the party's over, I'll help you clean up in the morning. I'll be back to help you, I'm going home.
Dont worry about the clean up...I hired someone else to do it...I have a headache..and I bet you do too...
The gal I hired has a crush on the naked guy chained to the kegger..so let him stay there till she get there...I threw him a hamburger and acoke...and I told him about her...He said hes fine and will wait for her...Wow..that guy is a real perv for sure...
The redhead left...did you get her number before she left?
The gal you had a crush on...POPO and her are now dating...sorry..
Im not sure which girl you really wanted...as you always had several all over you the whole time .....wow..what a chick magnet you are.! lol
LouLou....well..I hate to tell you ...but the thing with the carrot...hes still pretty pissed at you...so you may not want to see him for awhile...and if you do..DONT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING HE GIVES YOU....Hes mentioned something about revenge...
I still think that was sick what you did to LouLou..
Danaz..you are the best ever party pal I ve ever had....
It was a great birthday party for sure...but you were totally funny and made me laugh all through my birthday party! Your the best ever!!!!
Then..the other day...I read this.......
[DANAZ]anyways, we're gonna meet in 3 weeks to see how it works. we seem to have anything and everything in common. So I guess we'll see what happens. hopefully another success story from the doctor!!
So now...as your friend....and as a favor to you...I am now planning your wedding party!
iTS THE LEAST I CAN DO AS YOUR FRIEND!
See!!!! The party still rocks on!
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT..........AND PARTY EVERY DAY
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT..........AND PARTY EVERY DAY
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT..........AND PARTY EVERY DAY
And dont forget Danaz..you will have a birthday one day too...AND WE WILL PARTY AGAIN!!!!!
Meanwhile...thank you for coming to my birthday party.....Each and every one of you....This was the funniest blog ever!
Danaz...do you have any asprin? and a Ice Pack? My head is killing me..
I cant wait till my next birthday party! Only 348 more days to go...!!!
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1982danaz
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Aug 10 @ 5:07PM
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You know tessa, I can't believe you never used that coupon I gave you. the other 34 that I gave out got used. So why not? Did you lose it? I hope you dont think it's valid for the next party and that you'll get double with the next coupon because you wont, just letting you know.
Yes I did get her #. So we'll see what happens there. So the cleaning lady wants the naked guy huh? I hope she has fun getting him home cuz I aint helping her get him in the car with the whole keg thing n stuff.
I could care less about loulou. I had to do that because who in their right mind names their son loulou? You're asking for it if you go to a party. What should I do to him next time? I'm sure he'll be walking upright for a few wks now.
I cant believe there was so much chicken & beef jerky left over. anyways, I'm goin to take the beef jerky home with me. Also, you never got the belly dancers to move a muscle thats not fair!!! Not like I wasn't having a good time anyways but you definitely owe me next time!!!!
It was fun while it lasted, marissa kinda woke up passed out and I was passed out and here head was well, she fell asleep between my legs lets just say that. Over all, the party was awesome!!! well, I can't wait till next time!!!!
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musicianfriend
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Aug 11 @ 3:46AM
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You know tessa, I can't believe you never used that coupon I gave you. the other 34 that I gave out got used. So why not? Did you lose it? I hope you dont think it's valid for the next party and that you'll get double with the next coupon because you wont, just letting you know.
Coupon? What coupon? I dont remember any coupon? What was it for? Did I miss something? What happened? Where is my coupon?
I could care less about loulou. I had to do that because who in their right mind names their son loulou? You're asking for it if you go to a party. What should I do to him next time? I'm sure he'll be walking upright for a few wks now.
Poor LouLou..he cant help it...him mom was a beach...terrible woman...cut him some slack dude..ggggeesshh...Dont be mean to Lou Lou...I think I might have a bit of a crush on him.....He is kinda cute dontcha know....
I cant believe there was so much chicken & beef jerky left over. anyways, I'm goin to take the beef jerky home with me. Also, you never got the belly dancers to move a muscle thats not fair!!! Not like I wasn't having a good time anyways but you definitely owe me next time!!!!
Belly dancers...wow....I totally forgot about that.....too many margaritas perhaps...not sure..but will do belly dance for sure at next party....Sorry! That would have been fun for sure!
It was fun while it lasted, marissa kinda woke up passed out and I was passed out and here head was well, she fell asleep between my legs lets just say that. Over all, the party was awesome!!! well, I can't wait till next time!!!!
Marissa fell asleep where? Im not going to ask..Im just NOT going to ask....Danaz..you are such an animal!
but you sure are alot of fun! Catch ya at the next party!
Happy New Year!!!!!!
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