Few people believe me when I say that I have found it impossible to get a date in Georgia for the past two years. Well, one desperate fellow Georgian thought he had found the solution to ending his monastic life, but is paying serious legal consequences!
MAN ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX WITH A DOG
By Alexis Stevens
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Edwin Robles, 53, faces a felony bestiality charge, according to police. He was booked into the Clayton County jail in the early morning hours Friday, and was released around 9:30 p.m., according to jail records.
Robles is accused of performing the sexual act on his dog, named Chain, police said.
Police went to Robles’ home after receiving a tip from the Osceola County Sheriff’s Department in Florida, according to Lt. Rebecca Brown with Clayton police.
It’s unclear what has happened to the dog, but Robles claims it is now dead, Brown said.
Now I understand what women mean, when they complain of dead-end relationships with philandering men who treat them like a dog!
However, I do have good news! I finally had a date on July 12 after losing hope of ever having a conversation with a woman again! I gave a lecture at Auburn University in Alabama that day. My lecture ran 1 1/2 hours longer than planned because of all the questions from interested attendees. An extremely attractive female sociology professor came up afterward and invited me to have dinner at her house that evening.
I think that she thought I was someone important and famous - and therefore, a trophy to be had. From my perspective, I was just humble and grateful. It was the first time a woman had cooked a meal for me in 12 years. I am not worthy, I am not worthy!
All the way home that night I was singing "Sweet Home Alabama!" 
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chevymn
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Jul 28 @ 9:40AM
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Glad to hear ya gotta date. There is nothing more soothing than the comfort of a woman. Carlin said it best. " It's ok to love your pet's. you just can't laaaav your pets.".
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Etowah
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Jul 28 @ 10:02AM
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Thanks, well the comment on the date was just afterthought. I was mainly trying to inject some ribald humor into the ho-hum blogging scene.
The professor at Auburn was a very nice person, by the way. In no way was I trying to say that she was bitchy or anything. She complained that the single professors that she met were either wussy or totally stuck on themselves. She liked the idea of a man who was both intellectual and outdoorsy. Wish she lived closer. Her home is 165 miles away.
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chevymn
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Jul 28 @ 10:09AM
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Love knows not of distance. I've read enough of your blogs to catch the humor. I'm pretty sure your not an ass. Where ya been? Haven't seen ya around much.
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Uexpectedme
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Jul 28 @ 10:09AM
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Hey Babe,
It takes what it takes. As for me, it took LonelyHeartTrucker having a HEART ATTACK here (see the blog I wrote overnite), to get ME a date 
I kinda think HE is getting the better end of the deal. I'm gonna show up in a short skirt and no bra and high heels and pearls....he's gonna buy me lunch at the truck stop he's healing in...
I stayed up ALL NIGHT to crochet him a lap blanket for his truck. Dang it all, HE MAY NOT LIKE ME, but gosh, he'll SURE LOVE THE BLANKET. 
Kudos and Congrats to us both. 
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chevymn
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Jul 28 @ 10:14AM
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Hey uex. Leave off the pearls. The rest sounds good.
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ttomtarr
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Jul 28 @ 10:30AM
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Poor Mr Robles made a bad choice in locations for his canine romances. 
If he had chosen California rather than conservative Georgia, he may have even gotten a PETA commendation for giving the dog equal treatment (equal to Mr.Robles human friends), reading something like:
I'm OK, and you're OK, and the dog's Ok, 
If you don't draw the line at gender, why limit yourself to species, or for that matter limit your amours to terrestials. In San Francisco, anything and anybody seems to be fair game sexually, giving a whole new meaning to the term "substance abuse". 
Donuts, anyone?
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CHARLIgurl1
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Jul 28 @ 2:19PM
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Sweet home Alabama.. was that the new country version or the original?
As for the dog.. I have had my fill of witnessing animal cruelty.
I am glad I am not a judge because my sentencing wouldnt be something anyone would care to imagine. 
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missme165
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Jul 28 @ 4:44PM
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 i am happy for you.
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