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posted 8/2/2009 2:09:30 PM |
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My boy and I like to go out to eat. We probably do it too much, but with just the two of us, it's often easier and faster than cooking at home.

Today it was out favorite Chinese buffet.

Since he's 7, he likes to carry his own plate and pick out his food and I supervise in the background.

When we got to the table, i asked him what was on his plate.

T: It's chicken.
M; Looks like Garlic Chicken to me.
T: Mom, what's Garlic Chicken?
M: It's chicken with garlic on it.
T: Do you like garlic?
M: Yes, I do...especially in spaghetti.
T: Vampires don't like garlic.
M: (smothering a laugh). No, they don't, but I'm not a vampire and neither are you.
T: But I've been bit by a vampire before.







I thought I was going to have to give CPR to the old man sitting behind him!


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Comments:
ttomtarr

Aug 2 @ 2:18PM  
Years ago my family was at a high dollar buffet in Florida. My 7 year old brother was sliding his tray down the rails loading it up. At the end, a waiter picked up his tray and headed toward a table.

Jim got the attention of the all the whole place when he hollered:

Hey, that guy is stealing all my food !
unionman154

Aug 2 @ 2:25PM  
Got me laughing
1frantastic

Aug 2 @ 2:41PM  
lol from the mouths of babes!.......
MrPaul

Aug 2 @ 3:01PM  
solidad

Aug 2 @ 3:09PM  
awesome. gave me a laugh and i don't have kids...good job
chatillion

Aug 2 @ 3:34PM  
Just remember...


SpiritOrnery

Aug 2 @ 3:47PM  
Omg, thanks all of you for the laughter.
SpiritOrnery

Aug 2 @ 3:48PM  
I know about that chicken. *titter* It is SQUAB.... pigeon. Do they trap em?
missliss78

Aug 2 @ 4:00PM  
Santo007

Aug 2 @ 5:03PM  


i want Sesame Chicken
ragtopcookie

Aug 2 @ 6:19PM  
My son and me just got back from a chinese buffet.....they speak very little english...mostly broken and key on a few words.....our server was this young hot girl.....and all she could say was .....yes......i told my son....meet youre new mom......never will she ever be able to disagree with me.....and everything i do will be alright with her.......yes......yes....yes...... .....cookie
leprichaun_magic

Aug 2 @ 7:44PM  
That was funny ..thankyou!
ttomtarr

Aug 2 @ 8:28PM  
This is a must see for any one who loves Chinese food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOjvvV9L_bs
butterfly943

Aug 2 @ 11:47PM  
I love the things kids come up with
edthepoet

Aug 3 @ 5:19AM  
Now, that's quite funny,lol

When I go to a Chinese restaurant, I like to order the general tao without the meow,lol
silksox

Aug 3 @ 11:30AM  
hahahahahaha...kids say the darndest things... Very good read, Lady

Thank you,
Silk
mystery2u888

Aug 3 @ 11:43AM  
beckyiv42000

Aug 3 @ 6:01PM  
and great now Im wanting some Peanut chicken
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