Wow!.. It's been a long, and problem filled week, I'm
so glad it's done!....So to reward myself, I decided to
accept an invitation from a Woman, who wants to take
me out, "for a good time" I have never been out with this
Woman before, but from her mannerisms; i. e. sexy tone,
senseuious glee, and she even laughs at my jokes, and I know
I'm not that funny...It appears; it could be a very "good time"
However, a friend told me today; my date was at his wives "Adult
party" (Selling of sex play toys) this past Tuesday night.... He said my
date purchased quite a few items, and one in particular "very large one"
 .....
So now my mind is racing,and preparing for any scenario to unfold. I'm
trying to calm myself, and just enjoy the date. But right now all I can do
is flash back to a time when; another woman pulled out a vacum cleaner
to use the suction hose on her "hooded wonder" while we were having sex!
 Are You, shi*tin me?!..how can a Man compete wit dat? ~ just sayin~
So Ladies, please keep in mind, when you buy your "toys"...use common
sense, if you plan on enjoying Men in your future! ........Don't spoil yourselves;
to where the only way you can reach your climax point is with 4 HP powered engine,with a 12" attachment, or with a super sucker Hoover vacum cleaner lol!...
Yes, I know I've got myself worked up., but I'll calm down....I'll just take along my
my Black and Decker drill, and ask her.." "Would you like a Trim or Drilled !"
Have a Great Weekend... All you non_cluckers! 
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oklacheri
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Aug 7 @ 5:38PM
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Read your blog twice and still laughin~~   
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rrj1111
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Aug 7 @ 5:50PM
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TOO FUNNY 
OH,By the way,good luck  
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BluEyedQT
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Aug 7 @ 5:50PM
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Look at it this way. If she whips out the ol' BOB on the first meet, then you know she's just out to satisfy herself. If that's all she wants, don't stress about her satisfaction, just do your bizness and get out. She can finish up after you leave...apparently.
Ain't love grand?
*smirk*
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Heart2Heart453
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Aug 7 @ 7:39PM
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Damn you hoft...are you cheatin on me AGAIN? 
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Heart2Heart453
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Aug 7 @ 7:41PM
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Oh...you crack me up....even if you don't own a white horse! :P hope you had a good time however YOU define that!
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missliss78
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Aug 7 @ 8:55PM
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Are You, shi*tin me?!..how can a Man compete wit dat? ~ just sayin~
Hope you have a good time & give us a progress report.
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texasblues
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Aug 8 @ 4:02AM
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Your go under the assumption she is planning to use it on herself you could be leaving yourself open for a rude surprise
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hoftner
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Aug 10 @ 8:56PM
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We had a good time
little dance and drink,
and we went on my first gondala
ride that was ...ok.
When I brought the subject up of the party "toys".....She did what any red blooded
American Woman would do: She lied She said she bought some "things"
at the party, for gifts for friends....Riiiiighhhht! lol, anyways being the first date and all, I did'nt get to see her arsenal, come think of it ...I didn't get to see much
of anything.. BUT!, I did enjoy myself ,  and Her company, and thats all that matters
....for now
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BluEyedQT
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Aug 10 @ 9:52PM
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Ah Jeez. What in the world made you think you could ask her about Sex Toys on the first date?!?!?!
Glad you had a nice, celibate first date. It's good for ya once in a while.
BTW, can ya get me on her Christmas Gift List? 
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missliss78
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Aug 10 @ 10:19PM
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she said she bought some "things"
at the party, for gifts for friends....
Maybe she's saving it for you for the next date, hof!
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