Mark your calenders for Sat Aug 15 posted 8/9/2009 6:05:16 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, funnies, humor, fight

ElmerFudd445

DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!


Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.. He must
commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

Disclaimer:
This is a JOKE.. not to be taken too seriously. If you want to walk around naked it's alright by me. I do not want any Muslims to hurt themselves unless of course you are coming after me.. Have a sense of humor ..

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