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Subject title lacking. Help my mom?

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burnslikethesun

I know I the great Burns am at a lost of words.

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I get my happy birthday call from my mom this morning. And we get a talking, and she drops that she is on a singles site. POF!!!
POF are you kidding me I said?!!!
well ya mom likes men ya know.
I know mom, But still its POF.
You have to try Matchdoctor.
I know it feels kind of weird, being on the same sight as my mom.
But POF!!!!

So I go and cruise over there, someplace I have not been in a long time. re activate my profile thingy and low and behold I find my moms profile.

So Im wondering, whats the possibility of bring my mom over to the light.
Any suggestions?

Anyone else have a parent on a dating sight?

Should I pester her to come over the the right side of online dating sites?

What should I do?

Nothing?

cough cough 2hot2late. cough cough. for any that's interested in peaking at my mom.
Perverts need not to apply. Or face the wraith of Burns and his 5 brothers and a sister.

I know some of ya think I should just leave her be.
But I want her happy.
Even as a kid I was the one you would hear at the store, hey mister, come meet my mom.

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CHARLIgurl1	Aug 10 @ 1:45PM
	Happy birthday! Youre a good son to want the best for her. Just send her links and let her do what she wants when she wants is what I'd suggest.

poeticcougar	Aug 10 @ 2:40PM
	as much as I LOVE MD, I'm over there too it's the site I get dates off of. but I was here first and here I'll never leave

summerbreeze916	Aug 10 @ 8:24PM
	Just let her know that it's okay for her to be on BOTH sites! I'm only on this one, however. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BURNS!!!

EagleEric	Aug 10 @ 10:44PM
	You must be kidding! No mother would acknowledge a scumbag like you as a son.

WouldntItBeGr8To	Aug 10 @ 11:51PM
	Happy BIRTHDAY! I could understand if she felt odd being on the same site as you...not that... No mother would acknowledge a scumbag like you as a son but family and dating is not always a good mix. She has been invited, she will do as she wishes, moms are that way

burnslikethesun	Aug 11 @ 12:19AM
	I forgive the wrinkle dick. His penis pump broke way back in 46. Been a grumpy bastard ever since. 57? Someones lying.

burnslikethesun	Aug 11 @ 12:19AM
	I forgive the wrinkle dick. His penis pump broke way back in 46. Been a grumpy bastard ever since. 57? Someones lying.

musicianfriend	Aug 11 @ 3:29AM
	Should I pester her to come over the the right side There you go folks...You have seen it for yourself.. Burns has finally come over to the right side! Congradulations...welcome to the right side...where the smart people live.. Ok..Im sure your boiling by now...tuff...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! OMG..your a Leo like me!!!!! No wonder we fight! Its good to watch over your mom...theres alot of nut jobs out there...But now that your on the right side..Im sure she will be safe...lmao....I had a very good looking single mom to......Interesting isnt it.... Hey Burns..I know a really good looking rich Republican I can hook your Mom up with....Whatcha say??

southernlass	Aug 11 @ 6:51AM
	POF's all right. Forums are awesome and well moderated, for the most part. Yeah, I agree with the idea of her doing both, why not?

skylar4	Aug 11 @ 9:04AM
	*HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BURNS* My son actually convinced me to get on MD and I've met many wonderful people..... a few jerks as well Who'd have thought the day would come that we'd be meeting our kids on dating sites fortunately mine are all settled now Been on here quite a while now and once again Burns, you've shown me.........you exude pure class Momma did a fine job with you I, on the other hand had to shut this down for a while so I could spew ugly words at this one privately No mother would acknowledge a scumbag like you as a son

burnslikethesun	Aug 11 @ 3:49PM
	Thank you Skaylar. EgoEric is just a jealous old wrinkle lying about his age, ego issues lonly boy that grew into an old man. Dying alone is so gonna suck. Im glad Im not him

burnslikethesun	Aug 11 @ 3:53PM
	Good job EgoEric, keep up your personal attacks, youll isolate ya self from all the potential women. It shows just how ugly you can get when ya hear something ya dont like. If ya just oh I dont know, left me alone, i wont be force to defend myself and fight back against you. To your attack a very lovely lady replies,, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BURNS My son actually convinced me to get on MD and I've met many wonderful people..... a few jerks as well Who'd have thought the day would come that we'd be meeting our kids on dating sites fortunately mine are all settled now Been on here quite a while now and once again Burns, you've shown me.........you exude pure class Momma did a fine job with you I, on the other hand had to shut this down for a while so I could spew ugly words at this one privately No mother would acknowledge a scumbag like you as a son Thanks man

skylar4	Aug 11 @ 9:15PM
	You are so very welcome....I meant every word I said to/about you. I may be generally quiet but I watch/read carefully & you have truly earned my total respect over the yrs You maintained beautifully with this idjit better than I would have Good job EgoEric, keep up your personal attacks, youll isolate ya self from all the potential women I believe he already has, at least most...I haven't seen any comment out of him that wasn't flat out Vile We must pity his poor miserable soul

EagleEric	Aug 13 @ 9:45AM
	Why would I or any otherr man want some worn out old woman like you?

burnslikethesun	Aug 13 @ 1:24PM
	Smooth move there Ego Eric. Smooth move.

blkfoot1954	Aug 13 @ 9:09PM
	Happy Belated Birthday. My sons did not like me being on a dating site..lol..When I have dates,or I know I am going on one.One of the boys always know where I will be.They had actually met some of the dates.Was quite interesting..lolol.. Just let Mom know all the ins and outs of internet dating..lol,,I am sure you already have.. Good luck to MOM

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