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Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine!!!

posted 8/15/2009 7:41:00 AM |

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willy3411

Men strike back !
Her job is to bitch, mine is to give her a reason to.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course.. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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RightWingRepublican	Aug 15 @ 7:52AM
	Now, you do realize the Fem-Nazis are going to call for your execution right? Those were very funny.

ragtopcookie	Aug 15 @ 8:30AM
	You left one out....Why do women wear white when they get married?......so that the dishwasher will match the stove and fridge... ....cookie.

RightWingRepublican	Aug 15 @ 8:46AM
	The tables are turning my friend, Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn Three words to ruin a man's ego... "Is it in?" Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

ragtopcookie	Aug 15 @ 8:55AM
	rebuttle to those words.......Is it in?........Find my keys and we can drive out...... .....cookie

RightWingRepublican	Aug 15 @ 9:00AM


BluEyedQT	Aug 15 @ 9:33AM
	Well, this "Fem-Nazi" (Does that count as a Godwinism?) gets the jokes, likes the jokes and is sure that the Supreme Court would block the execution anyway (still too many men on the bench). Wait...."too many men on the bench". There's a joke in there somewhere about who's "under" the bench.... Take it away Boys!

clay35776	Aug 15 @ 12:56PM
	FUNNY BUT I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT

SpiritOrnery	Aug 15 @ 2:04PM
	Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Snappygoddess	Aug 15 @ 2:29PM
	I have only one reaction to this blog

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