I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my Bud Lite and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod
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