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I Need Some Booty

posted 8/17/2009 9:23:21 PM |
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Yes strange as it might sound I really really need some
booty and a lots of it. Some of you may not, that is ok
but please don't judge me because of my needs. It has been so
long since I had some good booty. Strange how things work,
one day you don't need so much booty and seems like the
next day you need lots and lots of booty. That is when you
can't find any booty at all. The world works funny sometimes.
I can remember in my younger days I actually needed more
booty than I do now. I guess age will do that to you.
My nephew that lives with me needs more booty than I do, I
have really noticed that. When he finds some booty he seems
to let it get away from him. I generally don't do that.
Personally I like to hang onto good booty whenever I can find
it and for a long long time. I had a friend once that got
all the booty he wanted, man he lived a good life and did not
waste his booty either. Imagine all the booty you could want
for all of your life.

Now what was it that the Pirates used to call booty? Oh yeah I
remember now, they called it Treasure. Well what did you think
I was talking about? Now go get your danged mind out of the gutter.

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Aug 17 @ 9:27PM  
I with you...need lots of booty and I knew what you were talking about!

Aug 17 @ 9:28PM  
Time to go Booty hunting. .......Better than snipe hunting anyday

Aug 17 @ 9:37PM  
Either kind of booty would be good to me!


Aug 17 @ 9:54PM  
I have heard it said that good booty is a treasure

Aug 17 @ 10:03PM  
If booty you want, booty you shall get..

Bring me rum and get the wrenches below!..

Raise the main sail and come about...ARRRRR!

Aug 17 @ 10:18PM  
LMAO that was cute.

Aug 17 @ 10:42PM  
Either way. Beware of finance charges.

Aug 17 @ 10:43PM  
It has been so
long since I had some good booty.
I am with ya on this one

Either kind of booty would be good to me!
..and this one

You are a funny guy you know This is the cutest

Aug 17 @ 10:51PM  

Aug 17 @ 11:41PM  

Jacksonboy.....this was really cute. You wouldn't know what to do with the Treasure if it landed on your doorstep. You'd probably just stuff it away some place safe and never use it.

It just so happens that I was shaking my Treasure just a little bit on Saturday night.

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Aug 18 @ 2:12AM  
You may need lots of booty and that's okay...... I understand how you feel.

I'm an astronaut with a mission with no tang in sight for miles.

Aug 18 @ 4:51AM  
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