I just read another article about the poor, repressed women in Afghanistan. I don’t even need to mention how insane and violent the rest of the world over there is. It’s ruining one of my favorite pastimes, reading the news. It’s time to take the bull by the horns and fix it myself. God damn it!
The obvious solution to fix this imbalance in favor of masculine energy is to give a cell phone to every woman in every repressed country in the world. Just look at what the phone did to us! We’re the opposite side of the world turned upside down the other way by a cataclysmic overload of feminine energy. Most people can’t even imagine what life might be like if the two energies were in balance.
You’re not even close.
What costs more: A. cell phone. B. landmine. C. rocket launcher D. M-16?
If the price is right, you win this brand….new……FIGHTER JET!!!
[Bombs and repair parts not included. Certain restrictions apply to war torn regions.]
Imagine how fast a woman can call friends for help when something happens. Imagine how much time in each day they will be talking to their friends. Imagine how fast she’ll learn to manipulate her husband from the advantage of all this additional communication. Imagine how fast networks will be established to change the entire mood and perspective of the countryside. It's feminine energy.
I know some men can jabber on the phone, too, but I'm generalizing here.
It might take a while, but in 50 years we started throwing fathers out of broken homes instead of mothers.
So how am I going to make this change in warfare tactics come about? (I am a man, by the way.) Won’t I be slitting the throats of my own most dominating and controlling dreams? This can’t be my responsibility, but I do believe the world needs a kick in the butt at this time to bring us the peace that can save the ‘mother’ earth.
So I’m going to point out and yell at who should save the world:
Michelle Obama!!!
COME ON DOWN!!!
Get off your fat ass and save the world!
Repressed women voters love and vote for a leader whose wife is involved and active.
You could make Susan Anthony look like just another face on a coin out of circulation.
You could make your husband’s shadow cover Mount Rushmore.
You could make Al-Qaeda put your picture at the top of their most wanted list.
You can start by picking up your cell phone.
Right now!!!!
Hell… Call Oprah.
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