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Cows, The Constitution and The Ten Commandments

posted 9/1/2009 10:00:58 AM |
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  RightWingRepublican

I received this via email from a friend.


Think about this:

1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls ... But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..


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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.


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Comments:
MrPaul

Sep 1 @ 10:21AM  
Sad part is it is so true And Washington just doesn't get it
CHARLIgurl1

Sep 1 @ 11:06AM  
LOved the cow bit.. too funny lol
donato

Sep 1 @ 11:25AM  
Great blog
We seem to have a big problem with roughly half our citizens...The people who are only into self and always looking to get somthing for nothing...Obama has played to this growing weakness in American society to gain the Presidency but at what cost to our rights and freedoms ???
The only chance we have to really turn things around is for the people who really care about this country to keep beating the drum of truth and never turn our back on the Constitution Of The United States...This weak link in society that made this President needs to wake up and open their eyes to the simple truth...Which thankfully is becoming clearer by the day
Fender

Sep 1 @ 12:58PM  
I have to say, I got a good laugh out of this. Even though I'm not American.
lovestobake

Sep 1 @ 1:26PM  
This is why I called it looney tune land.
RANDY72

Sep 1 @ 6:52PM  
You are right on the money. I would laugh if it weren't true.This is true in the very worst way. It's only the tip of the iceburg.It is a fact that there are many things going on that folks don't know and do not want to know. They bury their heads in the sand and are the first to point the finger when things go wrong. All I can say is don't let the liberals fool you . Keep up the good woirk.
edthepoet

Sep 2 @ 12:55PM  
This was quite funny, It's good to see you still have your sense of humor.
Berrysplash

Sep 10 @ 9:39PM  
Loved the post! I am not American but I don't you need to be to get the point you make in this blog.

Plus it is funny too!

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