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be my sexmate

posted 9/6/2009 7:27:39 PM |

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lurkernomore

Wow. I've gotten my share of spam here and I always thought both the spam and the blogs about the spammers were pretty lame, but I have to share the spam I just got. It is a beautiful slaughter of the English language.

hi i view your profile and i think your the one im looking to be my sexmate or life time new bed partner if you interested just chat me now at xxx@xxx or xxx@xxx hope to hear it from ya and oooooh by the way i cant read messages here because im just a free member, just email me on the addy i indicated here if u thought of dropping a letter. kisses

Hello! Sexmate? I've never heard that word before.

I wonder which part of my profile got her all hot and bothered. Was it where I describe myself as extremely obese? Or was it where I say I am actually skinny but wear a fat suit? Maybe it was the part where I described my mullet. I did describe my mullet didn't I? Maybe I should check my profile.

I think I have to meet the woman who wants me to be her sexmate. Doesn't that word just make you tingly.

sexmate

sexmate

Now try saying it with different accents.

sexmate

sexmate

Oops I just said it with a German accent. Guess I'm done for the night.

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PrettyGreenEyes578	Sep 6 @ 7:38PM
	I am currently in the witness relocation program. The US govt is trying to place me in an annonymous lowpaying job until the mob discovers my whereabouts. Don't tell anyone you were talking to me It could be the suspense around your current position......some may consider possible impending danger as thrilling and maybe a little bit sexy.....

ColdinWisconsin	Sep 6 @ 7:40PM
	I did as you suggested and now all of my sexual switches have been flipped to the "off' position. I hope you're happy now. Now here is one for you. Picture someone talking dirty in your ear....in Chinese.

Strata2007	Sep 6 @ 7:46PM
	Hey forward it to my box - I'd like to hook her up with .... just now I've got to check my trash mail........ shucks they all cancelled..... forget it!

Heart2Heart453	Sep 6 @ 7:58PM
	Sexmate....maybe that's the sexy, adult version of Chess?

lurkernomore	Sep 6 @ 8:01PM
	I've got to share this. It's from the same scammer. I want to meet anyone and everyone in no specific characteristics, and who can make me hard to loose, who can dream for me in the cold lonely night. I've been trying to read that with different accents, but thanks to ColdinWis I'm stuck with the Chinese buffet owner voice in my head. "...WHO CAN MRAKE ME HOD TO ROOSE! YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR! YOU GO HOME NOW!" Wish I could think of the commedian who did that sketch. Some one should find him and post it in the video section.

Fender	Sep 6 @ 10:03PM
	i cant read messages here because im just a free member Why do they alway's say that in their emails? I don't get it...It does make them easier to spot though.

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