One sunday at a local church, the preacher started his sermon and suddenly a pit to Hell opens up. Satan comes out and everyone is running and screaming except this old man in his 70's. Satan walks up to him and looks down. Do you know who I am? The old man looks up and says yep. Why arent you running for your life, Satan asked. The old guy stands up and says, I was married to your sister for 50 years, nothing scares me.
The alternate ending if I remember correctly was
The old man looks up and says yep, your sisters at home with a headache again.
This one was from a med student. The woman my sister was named after. Her first and last name is my dirty whore bitch sisters first and middle name.
A biologist is doing an experiment with an African frog that is about 20 pounds. He starts off by saying frog, jump. The frog jumped 4 feet. He wrote down frog with 4 legs jump 4 feet. He cut off a leg and told the frog to jump the frog jumped 3 feet this time so he wrote down frog with 3 legs jumps 3 feet. He cut off another leg and and told the frog to jump. The frog jumped 2 feet. So he wrote down frog with 2 legs jump 2 feet. He cuts off another leg and the frog jumps 1 foot. He writes down frog with 1 leg jumps 1 foot. He then cuts off the lst leg and says, frig jump.............................. FROG JUMP. The frog just lays there and he writes down frogs with no legs go deaf.
Dont blame me, I didnt make them up
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