This Labor Day weekend, a couple of my friends and I were invited to this wonderful barbeque. When we got there I must say the talent in that place was amazing. I mean there were so many beautiful women there. I didn't actually take a count, but I would say it had to have been a 5-1 ratio females to males. My friend who invited us saw us when we walked in, and came to greet us. He then began to take us around and introduce us to everbody.
I decided to break away from the meet and greet session and head to bar in the back located by the pool. I ordered a Grey Goose and Pineapple and proceeded to go and mingle with three gorgeous females in bikinis laying by the pool. Before I could get their attention, one of my old friends from back in the day grabbed me by the arm. I hadn't seen him for a long time because his job transferred him out of state. As we began to catch-up on old times, one of the topics that came up was sex. 
With all of the lovely women in the place; how could that subject not come up!? He told me he had been divorced for about 2 years. So I asked him how his love life was going. He explained to me that he hadn't a sex life because he had been diagnosed with extreme erectile dysfunction. I almost spit my drink out all over him. You see this cat used to be top choice with the ladies, and he was only 35. I asked him if his doctor prescribed medication for him. He said he had tried Viagara, Cialis, Levitra and every other pill you could think of. But he still couldn't get it up.
I thought to myself, while looking at how frustated he was, I NEVER want to be in the position!!! Not being able to extend my manhood upon request, has to be the most crucial blow to man's pride and his happiness. However, if that day does come where I can't get erect. I say it's time for me to checkout. I would rather die if I can't have sex!
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DRACULA_VwV
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Sep 9 @ 4:06AM
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When I can't get it up, I chain the bitch's skull to her ankles, shove a #2 pencil in my cock and fvck her in the ass.
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gurlnxtdoor
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Sep 9 @ 4:11AM
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OMG!!!! As much as it pains me, because God knows I love my black men...Please allow me before any non-blacks make a comment and then are called racist for doing so , be the first to tell you, you are a idiot!!!! I mean really, if the only thing in your life that makes your life worth living is whether or not that piece of skin hanging between your legs stills gets hard or not..Then death suits you well, cause all your doing is taking up time, space and air that could be better used on someone that has something more to offer in life other then how hard , long or strong his shit is....... If the value and character of your manhood, is solely determined by the working capability of your manhood....then boo-boo you will never be anything special in life, cause you ain't got nothing that every other man on the face of the plant ain't got....now granted it maybe a little longer, little shorter, little fatter, little skinner, little darker, little lighter...but they all do the same thing piss, stick, squirt , get hard , go soft......a then what????? Come on now daddy you know you got to come to the table of life with more then just that.....   
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chubs
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Sep 9 @ 6:06AM
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I died about 2.5 yrs ago! 
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dharmaseeker
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Sep 9 @ 9:18AM
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maybe if your "manhood" quit working you'd grow up and be a real man.
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sybnann
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Sep 9 @ 11:30AM
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Well, I would say... it's not worth DYING over in my opinion. There are many ways to have fun, and has your friend tried natural rememdies? I am not sure of what they would be, but there are some for everything else. Just a thought for him. 
If a woman truly loves you..... it wont take you "extending your manhood " to make her happy.
I also think that his condtion may be pretty rare, so I would doubt you have much to worry about anyway. 
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cbond35
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Sep 9 @ 5:42PM
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you are a idiot!!!! I mean really, if the only thing in your life that makes your life worth living is whether or not that piece of skin hanging between your legs stills gets hard or not..Then death suits you well, cause all your doing is taking up time, space and air that could be better used on someone that has something more to offer in life other then how hard , long or strong his shit is
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