Truthers, birthers, Sooners and nooners; I think about none of these things. It is the very affordable Kroger's brand of Rocky Road ice cream of which I'm currently obsessed. It is simply the best. I'll not mention it again. For it is redundancy that I fear most. For it is redundancy that I fear most.
It was a global referendum on abortion. It was a tie: 3,353,496,576 for, and 3,353,496,576 against. I was the last voter. I voted in favor of the global moratorium on the procedure, citing a belief that life begins at conception. One year later, God appeared to me in the form of Morgan Freeman and told me I was mistaken; that life did not begin at conception. I thought for a moment and simply replied:”So?” One year after that, I was walking down the sidewalk when God appeared again. He was driving a car and looked slightly younger. I asked, “What are you doing?” and God said unto me: “I'm tryin' to drive you to the sto' ”.
She looked like Rita Hayworth. I extended my hand and asked her to dance, saying the word “dance” with a British accent. She said “No thank you”. Obviously, she is a lesbian. Sadly, she never once considered that I might be one too.
When ever I see “fvck” written in a blog, I get a strange feeling it was written by a Soviet.
Real ones of any size or shape are far superior to those big perfect fake ones. Of course the real ones are a bit more more trouble. You have to water them and vacuum the needles but it's worth the effort. They make your whole house smell like Christmas.
A million bloggers would have written it a million different ways. But this is my blog. I'm screwing this cat.
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unionman154
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Sep 9 @ 7:36PM
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Fender
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Sep 9 @ 9:56PM
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I hope you at least sprung for a saucer of milk first 
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missliss78
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Sep 9 @ 10:21PM
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WoW~What a merry-go-round! 
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misschoos
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Sep 9 @ 10:42PM
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Melted snowmen couldn't have done a better job.
I know, trust me.
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ceecee1952
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Sep 11 @ 10:12AM
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Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little boys with bad intents at MacPsycho's Park
Breathing in the pine-sol scent, (the powerful scent of real cleaning) reminding me of cleaning the tub,
just reminding me although,
as I will not let this vacuum suck me in to work inside
it is out to bask in the sun and airistotle, aqualung and find my Nietzsche....
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misschoos
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Sep 15 @ 1:54PM
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It's about time you wrote something.
Have you seen the crap I've written lately? 
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funisnumber1
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Oct 6 @ 10:37AM
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I hate it when I'm late to the party. I'll assume my invitation was lost in the mail. I see I've missed a lot.
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