The Headline:
US scientists levitate mice to study low gravity
Yes folks. They levitated a mouse. NASA, let me be the first to say, congratulations on finding the millions of dollars it cost to make a mouse float.
This is truly the helping hand i was looking for for so long.
Those floating mice will:
Save the Planet
Save America
Save the Whales
Shit everywhere while saving stuff
Spread disease and then save us from it
Angelina Jolie needs one to help save starving kids. Shit, maybe she'll adopt a few flying mice for herself. One off every continent!
NASA, thank you for giving us floating mice. I don't know what we did prior to them. I can't imagine life without them. It's like a cell phone, but they float and cost millions or dollars.
I'm going to go back to deleting my blocked list. Some of you floating mouse enthusiast may notice you're now allowed to post your stupid "pro-floating mice" comments. enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't want to hear the words Health Care, Sex Scandal or Liar ever again. See what it's done to me? and before i get any comments about "It's helping Astronauts" let me say, i don't care.
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gunn12fan
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Sep 11 @ 12:02AM
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If mice can save the world. I think its time we start saving ourselves cause this world is going to hell really really fast
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RightWingRepublican
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Sep 11 @ 12:05AM
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Start stocking up on the floating mouse poison.
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gunn12fan
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Sep 11 @ 12:06AM
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 good point
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RightWingRepublican
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Sep 11 @ 12:09AM
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I have no logical reason why i cared so much about the mice.
Maybe because it has nothing to do with politics.
I'm not drunk (before the finger starts pointing) 
Thanks God i'm going camping for the weekend. I need to get away. lol lol
But, i'll still have my laptop and wireless..... Damn i love technology in the woods.
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MrPaul
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Sep 11 @ 12:15AM
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US scientists levitate RWR during sex to raise money for health care  Maybe obama is going to sell the videos to pay for the new healthcare plan  Sheet he will probaly have money left over  
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edthepoet
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Sep 11 @ 12:16AM
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I would give NASA billions if they could levitate Lawyers over some mountain valley, so we create another dead sea,lol
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travelwoman
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Sep 11 @ 12:19AM
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"It's helping Astronauts"
We do need to help the small minority of astronauts.... They are totally missunderstood and feel very strongly about it.
We should select a pannel to investigate...
And we should give the mice a medal or something.... 
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MrPaul
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Sep 11 @ 12:20AM
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Ed I am with ya where do we send the check Think if we say PLEASE they will do the same with all the politicians
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legacy1
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Sep 11 @ 12:22AM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1212553/NASA-levitates-mice-using-magnets-simulate-space-travel.html
The researchers, working at various American institutes on behalf of NASA, believe the experiment will help them study the effects of space travel on human anatomy.
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gunn12fan
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Sep 11 @ 12:23AM
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have fun think of those like me that have to work on weekends
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travelwoman
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Sep 11 @ 12:27AM
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think of those like me that have to work on weekends
I wonder if they had the mice work on weekends? Did they get weekend pay?
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gunn12fan
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Sep 11 @ 12:40AM
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no we never do we just like going around and eating cheese thats our weekend pay
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travelwoman
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Sep 11 @ 1:00AM
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we just like going around and eating cheese thats our weekend pay
Now with the recession, you probably get more holes than cheese...
That'll help you for levitating better...
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Always_Striving
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Sep 11 @ 2:32AM
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Floating mice.... That's pretty funny
RWR, you didn't site your source.... did it come from the NASA website or do the readers need to google this story for more details?
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john33142
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Sep 11 @ 4:07AM
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Oh Thank god...
floating mouse sex ...
No miced don't work weekends nor MLK day, after all there US Government
employees ya No
Now where's the monkeys....
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Etowah
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Sep 11 @ 7:15AM
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Rolling in the floor laughing.
Didn't both NASA and the Russians do that sort of stuff back in the 1950s? Like didn't we send mice and chimpanzees and the Russians send mice and dogs into space to study weightlessness? I'm pretty sure I have seen old films of mice in space.
It would seem that if you floated one mouse, you have floated them all . . . we will just see how the mice roll on that issue. Or was that dice?
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RightWingRepublican
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Sep 11 @ 7:29AM
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I leave you all to my blog and i come back to floating mouse sex?
Perverts, is that all you can think of during a time like this?
US scientists levitate RWR during sex to raise money for health care Maybe obama is going to sell the videos to pay for the new healthcare plan They wouldn't get much for those tapes. Better find an alternative. lol
I would give NASA billions if they could levitate Lawyers over some mountain valley, so we create another dead sea,lol Can we try it out on my Lawyer first?
The researchers, working at various American institutes on behalf of NASA, believe the experiment will help them study the effects of space travel on human anatomy. My blog is being used to study the effects of blogging on my favorite crazy MD members.
RWR, you didn't site your source.... did it come from the NASA website or do the readers need to google this story for more details? Sorry, i found it on Comcast.net when i went to check my email last night.
Oh Thank god...
floating mouse sex ...
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RightWingRepublican
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Sep 11 @ 7:37AM
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Oh i forgot. I'm leaving for camping in a few hours. I'll have my laptop with me, so i'll hop on later.
It's going to be a quick trip but dammit i'm looking forward to it.
I can get away from the floating mice for a few days.
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Fender
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Sep 11 @ 8:17AM
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I wouldn't like camping...Sleeping in a tent...Showering God only knows where and when, being scared when it's dark outside and there is nothing between you and the dark freaky stuff except for your crossbow and bullet proof vest...
Oh sorry...The mouse thing. I don't like mice either, but it's good to see government money being used for a good reason.
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Wing_Zero_75
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Sep 11 @ 9:46AM
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I would rather see money going to floating mice than acorn. At least the mice are probably enjoying it, or having nervous breakdowns. I wonder how much money will be given to see if the mice like being levitated. 
Larry
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RightWingRepublican
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Sep 11 @ 9:57AM
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wouldn't like camping...Sleeping in a tent...Showering God only knows where and when, being scared when it's dark outside and there is nothing between you and the dark freaky stuff except for your crossbow and bullet proof vest... Now i said camping, not roughing it. I'm the type of woman who doesn't mind peeing in the woods, but i'm dragging my family out with me so i bought a cabin for the night.
My mom doesn't pee in the woods. LOL She refused.
I would rather have been roughing it, but this will be nice too i guess.
[QUOTE]I wonder how much money will be given to see if the mice like being[QUOTE]
If i were testing the mice for how much they like it, i would just look for little smiles on their faces.
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mslk
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Sep 11 @ 12:49PM
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Someone should report NASA for animal abuse.
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CHARLIgurl1
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Sep 11 @ 2:44PM
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Someone should tell Cass Sunstein, maybe he'll give the mice a lawyer
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legacy1
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Sep 11 @ 3:29PM
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Watch out for bears and have a great time camping... 
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edthepoet
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Sep 11 @ 10:00PM
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Did NASA manage to make the mice pee to float as well or are they waiting for more funding,lol
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travelwoman
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Sep 11 @ 10:28PM
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Someone should report NASA for animal abuse
Does the ACLU know about this?
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PeacefulGuy
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Sep 12 @ 5:46PM
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RWR you crack me up babe... What will you think of next?? 
I enjoyed your story.. 
Now if we can just talk Nasa into making the democrat party float away they maybe onto something...
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ttomtarr
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Sep 12 @ 6:11PM
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I see a big opportunity here !
Does anyone know how to breed floating cats?
It doesnt surprise me that NASA succeeded in floating the mice. A government that can float a 7 trillion dollar loan can float about anything. 
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