A little something someone sent me.. I wanted to share it with all of my female friends here 
Words For Women To Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember wherever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars..........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember Yesterday, Dream About Tomorrow, But Live For Today'
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!
--Author Unknown--
Number 6 is my personal favorite 
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RightWingRepublican
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Sep 16 @ 5:02PM
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Funny stuff.  
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john49887
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Sep 16 @ 5:18PM
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In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
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Hooks
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Sep 16 @ 5:41PM
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Too Funny!
Remember wherever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
I have said something very simular from stage many times. Remember no matter how fine you think that guy is, or how hot you think that woman is, somewhere someone things they are an a##hole or a bit## 
Good Blog!
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silksox
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Sep 16 @ 6:04PM
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Hiyas Snappy   
My fav #2....
Silks
PS..You're getting some long hair GF
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Always_Striving
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Sep 16 @ 6:56PM
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Let's hope that none of you women live by some of these suggestions like:
#1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
Very bad advise.... this is what is causing the American family to fall apart. 
Suggestions #3, #4, #6 though #8, #10, #11, #13, #15 are all bad advise because they suggest that a woman somehow evade the reality set before her and act as if the problem is no biggie or it doesn't even exist, almost suggesting that she live a lie. You might as well include #1 in this too.
#12 and #14 are just plain insulting to men No words of wisdom there.
#2 is ok though, and is very good advise - philosophically speaking
So my opinion is that #2 is there only real good suggetion sent to you from your friend.
My 2 cents:
Men if you see women living by most of those suggestions, do a reality check and..... RUN AWAY.
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ragtopcookie
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Sep 16 @ 7:04PM
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Beg to differ......# 14 is wrong.......its tits or tires......... ...this had to be rewriiten by a woman.......  ....cookie
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sweetxy
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Sep 16 @ 7:32PM
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#12 for now 
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Fender
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Sep 16 @ 8:36PM
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I've heard a few of those before and I love them all
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
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ANGRY_MUPPET
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Sep 16 @ 9:12PM
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If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
ummmm,.oh i better not ,.never mind 
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butterfly943
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Sep 16 @ 11:20PM
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12. Remember wherever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit! my fav
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dizzydoll
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Sep 17 @ 4:36AM
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Always_Striving It was a joke, a little fun. Lighten up bro 
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mystery2u888
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Sep 17 @ 8:52AM
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 little snappy and I love your outlook no matter what........cheerful a very dear friend to me an so many here.....always can laugh when needed an cry as well....either way your a blessing an so much more I love this I am fond of number 14
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