...... And God created Adam from the dust of the earth, and saw that it was good. Then God saith unto himself " The earth is too quiet and peaceful. Verily Adam needs a distraction" so as Adam sleepeth God removed one of Adams ribs (being a cheaper cut) and created the first Boom Box. And Adam awakeith to a loud noise and trembled at the screeching noise coming from it. He sought to silence it, and turned it's nobs and tried to plug the speaker all to no avail. In Gods infinite wisdom he had forgotten to add a volume control and shut off button.
Thus was the first punishment of Adam, and man through all the generations, and begats, and begets, and bedamns have never invented a shutoff button that would silence it short of mass genocide, and have been forced to endure this screeching from birth unto death. Thus men learned to hunt and to fish away from the Boom Box where they could kick back and have a few beers and drown their misery, and enjoy the silence if even for a short time.
Trinity has spoken. 
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