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A man returns home a day
early from a business trip. It's after midnight..
While en route home he asks
the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an
affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home,
the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights,
yanks the blanket back and there is
his wife in bed with another man
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts,
'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership,
and HE even pays the monthly dues!
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the
husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says,
'What would you do?
The cabby replies,
'I'd cover him with that blanket before
he catches cold.
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wstang69
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Sep 26 @ 11:05PM
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gotta protect you investments
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ttomtarr
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Sep 26 @ 11:06PM
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Been there, done that.
To him, more than eager to exit, "Hit the road Jack"
To her , blubbering explanations, "Shut up and get back into bed".
End of discussion !
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Wing_Zero_75
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Sep 26 @ 11:12PM
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Oh shit, I needed that.
Thanks for that one.
Larry
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Loreli
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Sep 26 @ 11:29PM
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1frantastic
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Sep 27 @ 2:56AM
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DRACULA_VwV
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Sep 27 @ 4:51AM
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I'd put straitjackets on them, hop an ape up on Viagra, videotape the event and put it on the internet.
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DRACULA_VwV
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Sep 27 @ 4:53AM
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I sure as fvck wouldn't be mad. I'd be laughing my sick fvcken head off.
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mystery2u888
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Sep 27 @ 5:09AM
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ragtopcookie
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Sep 27 @ 8:21AM
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Guess i was one of the lucky ones.......never had to see what she was doing.....just found out about it later.......i know this blog was posted as a joke.....but in the end......the joke was on her..... ...in fact...it still is...years later......  .....cookie
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