His sense of humor is sorely missed. He is/was such a pervert you had to love him. As I sat in a strange livingroom last night with 12 other curious women my mind drifted to Hoft. One woman shouted..."show me the Bob's", "I'm here for a new Bob"....this meek, friendly face in the morning where I work...was looking for a Bob. What would Hoft think....how would he blog if he were made privy to such a party? Which toys, potions and passions would he select...one of each maybe? Then I saw it, the gadget created just for Hoft...it was a harness of sorts that gets attached to a door frame. Guaranteed to get into any position...and the best part...it will hold up to 300lbs. Someday I'll be brave enough to inquire about why someone would need a harness to get their hoo ha "positioned just right"....
This one's for you Hoft....a hoo ha harness!
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ragtopcookie
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Sep 27 @ 1:21AM
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Positioning their.......hoo-ha.....i must have missed this guys blog.....a friend of mine got me the perfect woman......hoo-ha a few years ago......told me to try it out...and let her know what i thought......and to tell you the truth.....its still in the box.....i took it out and looked at it......felt perverted......and put it back in the box.....  .....the strange things they sell now days....huh........cookie
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Heart2Heart453
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Sep 27 @ 1:37AM
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Yeah Cookie...they had those too.....I kept asking how much the guy in the book cost...no one seemed to know the answer to that....I"m still waiting for my price check!
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ragtopcookie
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Sep 27 @ 1:49AM
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Since nobody else is reading this blog.......and its just you and me here.......ill tell you about something else ive learned over the years......i was dating a woman who brought over a whole box of sexual devices to my house for a weekend of instruction.....being new to this......at first...it kind of freaked me out abit.....but you know.....put into the right hands......i can see why people are into such things.....call it fear of the unknown.....it does bring a new light into the bed room.....i think maybe that they are not for everybody.....but for the few......it was....educational...... ....and ive always tried to be a willing student......but only to a point......cookie
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SpiritOrnery
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Sep 27 @ 2:16AM
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 Booty Parlor?
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1frantastic
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Sep 27 @ 2:49AM
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well going to the lecture is one thing....but going to the lab...with a partner is a whole nother story!!!!!  
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DRACULA_VwV
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Sep 27 @ 3:47AM
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I was once kicked out of an orgy, for being too perverted.
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JenRNinOhio
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Sep 27 @ 9:35AM
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Did he delete his account?
Is he taking a break?
Does he hate us?
Did he find a different place to hang out?
Did he marry a controlling woman who won't allow him access?
Enquiring minds want to know!!!
The *Hoo Ha Harness* works better when suspended
from a frame or something hanging from the ceiling.
Allows more mobility & no banging up against the door.
...... or so I've heard .....
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Loreli
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Sep 27 @ 10:10AM
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 I thought it said you were thinking about HOFF last night.
And then, I guess since he's a judge on America's got talent, the whole "hoo-ha" thing may come in handy
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Santo007
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Sep 27 @ 1:10PM
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you got me thinking Knight Rider now
(cue theme song....)
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missliss78
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Sep 27 @ 1:40PM
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I have to say I miss good old Hoftner, too.
I saw the last blog he posted....I was very sorry to see him go.
I do hope one day he decides to return.
He does have one awesome sense of humor & he's always been a delight around here.
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