K... this guy's warped sense of ego enhancing ideas is just plain-azzed stooopid...
It seems firefighters in California were called to a hospital for an unusual rescue -- removing a metal ring from a man's pen*s.
The Costa Mesa Fire Department said its Urban Search and Rescue squad was called to Hoag Memorial Hospital to saw through a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener that had been stuck on a man's pen*s for two or three days.
Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard said the fire-fighters told him about the man the following morning.
"They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Broussard said.
The firefighters said the man told them he was attempting to increase the size of his pen*s and initially refused to have the ring removed, despite the fact it had blackened and swelled severely from the lack of blood flow.
The man agreed to have the ring removed after doctors told him the flesh of his pen*s was close to dying off. Firefighters in full surgical gear spent two hours sawing through the ring. They said the operation was successful and the man was not injured.
There is no word on whether he became chief of his tribe.
Really?????
K... even if it was the longest schlong in the guiness book of world records.. I gotta ask, do the women of his "tribe" only want a long schlong and nothing upstairs in the brain? Nuh uh.. we all know that the brain is the largest sex organ!!!
Of course, if it wasn't a weighted ring, and was there permanently, we could use that ring for many, many things.. good & bad..
I can see all the guys crunched over now.. muuuuuuaaaawwwwwhhaaaahhaaaa... I am outta here.. My work is done!!!
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