REALLY????? DANG STRAIGHT... REALLY!!!! posted 10/1/2009 10:34:24 AM | 16 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: relationships

luvshorses644

Dear Potential Relationship # ______,

First, I would like to get a few things out in the open .. this is not a PG rated blog.. so all you that need yo mama to read this.. back away quickly.

#1. Read my profile, and if you cannot get a clue as to what I am hoping for, who I am from that.. read just a few of my blogs. Most of what I blog about are things that are pieces of who I am. If you truly are seeking an honest to all shite relationship, listen to the words with your heart, not your Pen*s.... and write something from your heart.

#2. I am NOT a piece of meat. Trust me on this one, I have examed every square inch of this ole body looking for a USDA stamp (I did this while in the shower cuz if I found one, I was sure as hell gonna scrub it off even if it meant scrubbing til I bled). I am up to my eyeballs with the "I wanna make you cum in my mouth", be ridden like a pony, find a man that knows how to please women (how many?? and how recently???) shite. I am fed up also with the grab ass, let me feel your t*ts, or put my Roman hands and Russian fingers down your pants games when we date (and, fricken "A" on a first date???? WTF????)

#3. Please, please, please .. for the love of all that is holy and beyond.... be ready to date. I cannot recount the number of men that I met who cried in their beer about their last relationship, who dated me and started a path along the relationship lane, only to decide that they wanted to return to : (a) the lady they threw to the curb to look for better (and ladies... frikken "A" ... wise the f*ouck up.. you want to take a man back that looks for better ??? holy batman shite) or (b) have decided that they want to crawl back to the woman that told them they were through and try again, because they discovered they had acted badly and wanted another chance. Can you all say... frikken make up your minds?????? Can you say I am not surprised at either scenario - there are a bunch of people that seem to love drama and miss it?????

#4. I am by no means looking for anyone to pay my bills, take care of me, give me all things without my giving back... so why the hell do you think that I should do that for you and all you need do is f*ouck me and I will be eternally grateful and do whatever you wish and just want a piece of arm candy.... REALLY??????? What, your mama dropped you on the head?????

#5. When we are out, I have absolutely no problem with some innocent flirtation going on with you and some others as long as you don't make that your #1 quest... but please, I DO know the difference between that and putting the moves on someone else, just in case, our relationship doesn't work... REALLY??????

#6. If you have anger issues and are capable of being rude to people in restaurants, concert arenas, etc.. I think you need to handle that issue before you become involved in some other person's life.

#7. If you have any sort of addiction... drinking, drugs, gambling, threesomes, S&M, swinging, nairing all the hair from your body, dressing like a woman and hitting bars or wanting to make love dressed that way, if you watch yourself in a mirror while making love to me... GET HELP!!!!!

#8. I do not want someone that believes he is DOING ME A FAVOR by dating me???? REALLY???? What??? You are some sort of stud muffin??? If you are, why the hell aren't all the hot womenz chasing your sorry azzz down and giving you all the oral, S&M, bondage, monkey screaming sex you crave?????

#9. Do not put on a foucken act around my friends. Holding me and smooching me in front of them.. telling them how much I mean to you, and then you go out with "your posse" and bad mouth me? Do you really think it doesn't get back to me.. yeah, some of your posse aren't so faithful or to be trusted in not trying to make me.

I am not a frikken bit sorry for this rant... if the above hasn't happened to me, I have listened to it with girl pals... for the love of all .. this is why I have been backing away from this site, most others and enjoying the good things I already have in my life. I am a very happy gal.. I have two great children, a semi decent grasp on my dream and know what I need to make it a reality, can work a tractor, drive a cycle, use a chainsaw (that should scare the bejezus outta ya!!! ) and am capable of kissing really well.

My life is already pretty blessed.... yeah, there have been some bump roads... but that is "life" and I don't want a promise of a rose garden.. just someone READY and hoping for sharing the journey of what is left on this plane. K????? YEAH, REALLY!!!

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