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This is a story that deserves to be told. More than for any other reason but its just so funny. If any of you know Australians or New Zealanders you will find most men, and women too, have real foul mouths. I can hezit a guess as to why, but its would not be politically correct to say, so i leave it up to your imagination. 
Now this blog isnt about rugby but i have to start there. About 15 years ago we had the world cup rugby on our soil after being cut out of sports for as long as i can remember.
So the whole world of rugby was so excited because these countries, as well as the UK and French....
all LOVE their rugby and they all love playing against our boys (springboks). Personally rugby doesnt tickle my fancy but hey, first time back in... everyone shows support.  So, a group of us ladies decided to watch the final, south africa - new zealand at a kiwi pub (a kiwi is a new zealander). The All Blacks were the favourites to win, so us girls were very brave to choose that venue...BUT we won, outsiders, and the whole country went wild... except these poor new zealanders.  Thats another thing about them, they are poor loses.
Anyway about 5 years later, I move to live in Livingstone/Victoria Falls and I see Paul there, he is a new zealander who I had formally met at that kiwi pub watching the rugby. We are polite to each other and neither of us tell the rest of the towns folk that we had met before. He owns a backpacker lodge, one of the many, were we all drink and have fun with the tourists who visit from all over the world. Anyway there Paul is, drunk as a coot… centre stage with about 20 spectators, only one other lady besides me, among this crowd of white-water rafters and tourists etc.   
And Paul is swearing like no person I have ever heard before…. really bad, exactly as the people down-under are famous for. Of course the guys around this outdoor pub, they just laugh and egg him on… cos guys are funny like that, they enjoy watching their bud make a fool of themselves sometimes. Its a guy thing. I have no problem with guys and their fun but that mouth was beginning to get me down. So I came up with a brilliant plan, or so I thought at the time. The conversation went something like this:
“So Paul, did you tell your buddies about the time we slept together in South Africa?” 
His little face went the colour of a tomato. 
“I never slept with you!”  
“What, and to think I gave you 9 out 10 as a lover Paul, you disappoint me. Are you going to deny you met me in South Africa?” 
Silence… they all watching Paul, and he is fumbling for words and he is denying this over and over again. 
“No I am not denying that I met you there but I am denying that we slept together.” Blah blah blah.
And you can guess who everyone believed, maw. At least it stopped the swearing… lets say he lost his stride. 
So now you know what to do when a filthy mouth is in mixed company. It would have been even more funny if i had been a guy,  ..he probably would have clobbered me a shot.
Actually for a short while it backfired cos I was actually friends with his girlfriend and at first she didnt believe me when i told her the truth. Even more strange, he was to thank me for giving him 9 out of 10 on something that never happened. Can you believe it? And who knows, there might still be some people who think that I slept with Paul in Livingstone. But I can assure you it did not happen. I dont become intimate with men who have foul mouths. 
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chevymn
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Oct 6 @ 9:43AM
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Don't get intimate with guys that have foul mouths? Well. Dirty mouths do dirty things. Haha.
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dizzydoll
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Oct 6 @ 10:44AM
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This is one of my best memoirs, not only because of the bizarreness of complementing a man on his sexual performance publically.... but his enjoyment of the grade i gave on unfulfilled sex.
i am sure Paul will never forget it either., he knew but it didnt stop the swearing. those people think its fun 
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sweetxy
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Oct 6 @ 11:32AM
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Doll ,thank you for sharing the story really deserves to be told 
You smart girl  ,one more kudo from me
foul mouths foul mouths !
I'm with you my friend, , some people just beign who they are ,some people are not , we know that some guys they may not show their real deep instinct until they got the women, or having sometiem together logn enough.,,that's the problem. 
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CHARLIgurl1
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Oct 6 @ 11:54AM
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The only reason I'll watch the All blacks is to watch the war dance they do just before play.
The war dance is called the Haka for those that dont know.. and it can be VERY intimidating for the other team as the war dance is done directly AT them!
Here is the Haka.
>>War dance<<
Imagibe being the other team having that at you just before play!!!
I think I'd run home to mummy lol
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leprichaun_magic
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Oct 6 @ 5:51PM
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Oh yes...I like that HAKA dance too Charlie!!..[good Blog Dizzy !!]
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sphynxsmile
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Oct 6 @ 10:25PM
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Oh, man, that's amazing
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musicianfriend
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Oct 7 @ 1:43AM
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And Paul is swearing like no person I have ever heard before…. really bad, exactly as the people down-under are famous for.
Arent you guys the decendents of convicts?
Here is the Haka.
Wow..that would be very intimidating for sure...
Austrailia is a pretty wild place.....huh? Is it?
I hear you all are giving up your socialized health care system...it didnt work...Is this true?[QUOTE]
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dizzydoll
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Oct 7 @ 2:00AM
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Arent you guys the decendents of convicts?
NOT us doll, altho the whole world figured south africans were the biggest villians for a while
however... those convicts were put down-under when the Brits couldnt deal with them. Other than the mouth, they seem to have pulled themselves together. At least the queen seems to think so otherwise she would have been $hit scared to visit. 
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john49887
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Oct 7 @ 9:53AM
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I enjoyed reading this.
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dizzydoll
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Oct 7 @ 12:12PM
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Thanks for the comment John, by the way our boys, Springboks, have never been intimidated by the All Blacks or their HAKA.
This year, we have played and BEATEN their asses in all 3 games..... 2009 was our year, we beat the British Lions and we also WON the Tri-Nations.... this according to Shane who eats, sleeps and thinks rugby.
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CPUfan
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Oct 7 @ 12:16PM
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Australia was once the biggest prison in Tottenham lol...
That's why their delightful accent is so close to Cockney.
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SpiritOrnery
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Oct 8 @ 1:23AM
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Funny, Doll!
And awesome intimidation war dance!
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