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"Ancient Chinese Proverbs"

posted 10/8/2009 9:51:45 PM |
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  sweetxy

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry. this one I don't really understand I think it's not this simple.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.


Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget


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May your every wish be granted.

Chinese Proverbs

An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can't buy that inch of time with an inch of gold.

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Comments:
pinkypaula2

Oct 8 @ 10:10PM  

thanks for sharing
sweetxy

Oct 8 @ 10:15PM  
Guess! I 'm being naughty
sloriver

Oct 8 @ 10:18PM  
Woman who fly upside down have crackup.

Woman who have black hair have black hair, by cracky!

There seemed to be more cock n ball jokes so I tried to even them out.
POPO

Oct 8 @ 10:21PM  
Very Funny..... Thanx for the laughs, also they are very true
signme

Oct 8 @ 10:28PM  
I really enjoyed these. Thanks for posting!
gunn12fan

Oct 8 @ 10:31PM  
Man who fly upside down fly with crack up =)) woman who stand on toilet high on pot thanks sweetxy
sweetxy

Oct 8 @ 11:17PM  
William Penn wrote,
"The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. Collect and learn them; they are notable measures of directions for human life; you have much in little; they save time in speaking; and upon occasion may be the fullest and safest answers


American Proverbs
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Never swap horses crossing a stream

A louse in the cabbage is better than no meat at all. (Pennsylvanian Dutch


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Belgian Proverb
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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French Proverb
Everything passes, everything perishes, everything palls.


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At the first cup man drinks wine; at the second cup wine drinks wine; at the third cup wine drinks man.

quiet_storm7175

Oct 9 @ 12:07AM  
Man who eats cookies in bed, wakes up feelin crummy....
lovestobake

Oct 9 @ 1:29AM  
Thanks, my lemon grass isn't growing fast at all.
DRACULA_VwV

Oct 9 @ 3:20AM  
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kywonder

Oct 9 @ 4:05AM  
Thanks Sweetxy. These were some I had already heard, but I enjoyed the chuckle.
dizzydoll

Oct 9 @ 4:45AM  
i loved them all doll thanks for bringing us this joy.
oct_cat

Oct 9 @ 8:22AM  
Good proverbs!!
cbond35

Oct 9 @ 9:56AM  

Confucius say, "It better to have old hen than pullet."
mystery2u888

Oct 9 @ 11:47AM  
thank you an welcome back
leprichaun_magic

Oct 9 @ 2:21PM  
.."never swap Horses..mid stream "!! ,,Good one !!...
ragtopcookie

Oct 9 @ 3:01PM  
The tigars revenge....by claude balls........ .......cookie
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