A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys,
one for Friday,
one for Saturday,
and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday,
and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye,  the dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January,
one for February,
one for March..."
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SpiritOrnery
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Oct 12 @ 12:38AM
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  I am not getting married.
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albertafire
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Oct 12 @ 12:52AM
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same here,, costco sells boxs of 30  I think,
but...
need a man to play with, lol..... 
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bardnsage
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Oct 12 @ 12:56AM
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snidegrass
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Oct 12 @ 4:15AM
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i only used rubbers a few times.
i always say, bareback, the only way to ride.
like the old commercial on tv, western airlines,
the only way to fly. it used to be game
to guess which city they were flying to.
rubbers always just seemed to ruin
all spontaneity, the whole sense of suspense
and surprise. i love tweetybyrd aka sweetybyrd.
i'm old enuff to be her grandfather. its kinda
weird bein old. i find myself thinking of myself as 16 at times.
i forget how really old i really am. lolol. i really should act my age. lolol.
surely, surely, i love surely too. i was with a surely once. lol. i wonder
if i got her pregnant??? lolol. that was at my house in malibu, ca xmas 1971.
and then it was 1972. shall we play cards? how about a game of 'old maid'? lol.
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Always_Striving
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Oct 12 @ 7:27AM
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Awwwwwwe
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ladyvampire
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Oct 12 @ 7:56AM
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summerbreeze916
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Oct 12 @ 9:22AM
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Cute joke! Thanks for the laugh this morning....  
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bluewind37
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Oct 12 @ 9:31AM
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Cute! 
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leprichaun_magic
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Oct 12 @ 9:52AM
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thats funny .>>ooh--.poor married ..men ...
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AverageJoe
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Oct 12 @ 10:19AM
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Ahh yes, the wonderful memories of marriage. 
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amvet
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Oct 12 @ 11:38AM
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Maybe this is why so many ladies are divorced. Married women should ask the single girl next door why she is all ways smiling. Good Joke!!!!!
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GotMeOneNow
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Oct 12 @ 8:56PM
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Hell, I've been celibate for so long I just might need that big box when I start dating again!
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