I get at least 1 message a day ( sometimes 3 or 4) from some random guy that thinks he's gonna sweep me off my feet. The most hilarious thing about it is, it's so obvious that he has pre written this message and sent it out to probably 100 other women on this site. The other thing i find hilarious is that none of them can spell or type. The grammitical errors are through the roof! The big question I have is, do they really think we're all a bunch of idiots on this site?
Well I can say one thing, they send me off to work everyday with a smile on face!
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fromscratch

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Oct 12 @ 2:46PM
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I can admit i spell words incorrectly all the time..But you can't blame them for trying..Like you said, if nothing else it puts a smile on that pretty face
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rockerchick1968

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Oct 12 @ 2:51PM
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you definately don't fall into their category sweetheart
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DRACULA_VwV

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Oct 12 @ 2:57PM
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I care less about any woman in the cyber world. I know this is a dating site, but I never came here to date, I came here strictly to blog. If I want the company of a woman, I get it in the real world. I never met a woman from the internet and I never will. It's just not my style.
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teddybearr48

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Oct 12 @ 3:13PM
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Yes it happens to all of us...the guys get these too LOL
Makes for a good chuckle now and then. I just laugh and go on...or sometimes I reply just to see what they will say next..
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rockerchick1968

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Oct 12 @ 3:45PM
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yeah teddybearr, me too. But usually by the time i get to it, MD has already cancelled them. There lives on here are very short lived.
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NatsDad

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Oct 12 @ 5:24PM
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I received a similar mail today. From a gal in "California City, California". Maybe there is such a place, I dunno. But I read her profile, and sheeeesh....... 
Grammar was worse than off of a cereal box!!!!
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A_TRAMP

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Oct 12 @ 5:29PM
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HUH SHUD ALL SPEL GUD LIKE I DUS
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WSOR

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Oct 12 @ 7:36PM
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A good laugh is right!! If only they had value to them. If they did, some of us MD veterans on here would be millionaires!
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rockerchick1968

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Oct 12 @ 9:50PM
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You got it, A Tramp ! LOL!!!
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LuckyDragon

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Oct 14 @ 11:24PM
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Quite right Rockerchick1968.
But there are some men who can be naturally eloquent, decisive yet humble, bold, yet polite, warm yet reserved, and can smile at a woman with genuine love. It is the precursor to 'Propinquity', which is an English word that 'Webster' forgot about.
So you may like to try the Oxford English Dictionary translation. Broadly speaking it means 'the growing together slowly of two distant persons'.
Perhaps there should be a new word for those who meet and fall in love on the Internet. Let's just say that their 'propinquity' PROPINKED!
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Roverboy

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Oct 15 @ 2:01AM
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I think my problem of late, is that I haven't really tried to sweep anybody off their feet...dunno if my back can take it! On a more serious note, my keyboard either has dying batteries, or I'm becoming dyslexic: I NEVER used to mis-spell words (majored in English in school...), but lately I catch myself everyday...maybe it is this keyboard?...
Seriously...I'm getting too old for the sweeping-off-your-feet thing...I figure it two people are attracted & they hit it off, then that's how it's supposed to happen...none of the show-boating Bravo Sierra.
NatsDad:
YES - there is a California City: it's about 10 miles north of Edwards AFB, and just south of the China Lake Naval Weapons Test Center, in the Mojave Desert. (there's a whole lotta testing going on in the desert...)
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Sternfan69

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Oct 15 @ 5:46AM
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well then,,i believe since you are offended by those letters,,i should fire one at you that is perfectly spelled and full of all the reasons i have no interest in getting to know you, so here we go in the interest of fairness and balance. I couldn't care less about your appearance,,have no interest in even talking to you or wasting time with even a cursory hello..You do not seem interesting on any level and i would rather spend time watching paint dry then waste even a second sending you an e-mail.
there isn't that better?
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rockerchick1968

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Oct 15 @ 7:16AM
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Oh yes Sternfan! SO MUCH BETTER! Damn, wish all the guys would talk to me like that! LOL! What a nice guy you are..........must be real popular with the ladies! LMFAO!
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Sternfan69

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Oct 15 @ 7:26AM
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apparently the brilliance of how i interpreted your blog and then created an interesting and insightful play on the very thing you were complaining about by writing you a comment that was a total polar opposite to the original blog premise was completely lost on you.
or in the vernacular you are perhaps more familiar with,,i was f'ing with you..
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Roverboy

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Oct 15 @ 1:18PM
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WOW!
I guess that sternfan doesn't know what sarcasm is...
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LindaSmiley43

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Nov 4 @ 1:47PM
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that is so true...
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