Real driving test answers posted 10/13/2009 7:35:58 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: drive, questions

bluewind37

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by
the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (In other
words the Saturday morning traffic school for moving violation offenders.)


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate number.


Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the
same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.


Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.


Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.


Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.


Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.


Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.


Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.


Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a @#*%head all day long.

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