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posted 10/13/2009 8:21:33 PM |
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  chatillion

That's not a typo. A billboard on the roadside was advertising the new walk-in ER and their physicians were board certified. I was in a humorous mood (as usual) so I changed board to bored. I got to thinking about the women I have met over the years and how many who had great looks and no personality.

You could say they are "Bored Certified"

The woman I seek doesn't have to be a knockout... nor does she have to be an Einstein. But, the minute I realize the 'lights are on and no one is at home' I make plans to move in a different direction.

Having said that, I cannot be accused of looking for a trophy wife. She MUST be able to operate a toaster and a know how to replace a light bulb. Well, I do have my standards...

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Comments:
GotMeOneNow

Oct 13 @ 8:27PM  
Hmmmm, I can install drywall, and build a wooden picket fence. Does that count?
sweetxy

Oct 13 @ 8:38PM  
fluorescent lamp or fluorescent tube is a gas-discharge lamp that uses electricity to excite mercury vapor. The excited mercury atoms produce short-wave ultraviolet light that then causes a phosphor to fluoresce, producing visible light.

Unlike incandescent lamps, fluorescent lamps always require a ballast to regulate the flow of power through the lamp. However, a fluorescent lamp converts electrical power into useful light more efficiently than an incandescent lamp

From Wikipedia
bluewind37

Oct 13 @ 8:57PM  
Not only can I operate a toaster, I know what all the knobs on my stove are for. I know how to change light bulb too. Hey, I even know the difference between the washer and the dryer. Oh yeah, I also know when to change the spark plug on my lawn mower. I can check my own oil on my van, and it's transmission fluid. I could probably change the oil myself, I've seen it done enough times to have it figured out. I've even helped drop a driveshaft out of a 68 Dodge Charger, and, help put in a heater core on that same Charger.

summerbreeze916

Oct 13 @ 9:10PM  
She MUST be able to operate a toaster and a know how to replace a light bulb.

Are these your only criteria?
sweetxy

Oct 13 @ 9:29PM  
Chat I can say one thing to you, you have dated many asian ladies as we here know of, the personallity you seek may not be found in asian while language and cuture really make people different.whatever it's a very normal in asia.

Fun, excite ,great personallity ,great smile witty conversation, wonderful expression you may not find in many asian you have met ..they( me too ) not seem to have those kind of things that american men would seek.

sorry to hear about the Bore and no personality.
Go american Chat
dizzydoll

Oct 14 @ 3:53AM  
never trust an Italian
chatillion

Oct 14 @ 7:00AM  
sweetxy said:
Chat I can say one thing to you.... Fun, excite ,great personallity ,great smile witty conversation, wonderful expression....

sweetxy, I've always enjoyed it when you explain my blogs to me...
Blaiserboy

Oct 17 @ 9:36PM  
I think you have to be cautious of the ones that have all those skills.... they could quickly move up to supervisor status. then you would be in a mess fer sure.!!!!!

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