Trick-or-Treating is BETTER Than Sex posted 10/14/2009 1:19:08 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

tentfire

I saw this on another site and had to share it. Don't know who wrote it but thought it was really cute:

WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is go get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you are with fantasizes about someone else, because you are!

5) Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

AND THE #1 REASON WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX..........

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!

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