What if, for one day, everyone just shut the f*ck up and stay home with their families. What if for one day, we didnt bother with what is going on in the world, or even care who our neighbor is. What if, for one day there would be no murder or harm done unto another person. No thefts, no crime period. What if, we ALL shut off the idiot boxes and computers and decided to interact with our family, even though they are reality version 3.1.
Sometimes the simplist joys are the ones we always seem to over look and neglect.
Words of wisdom. Or not.
Never have 3 cats on your lap purring away of your only in a bathrobe and undies, it makes your nuts vibrate in an odd way.
Always think about what your yelling at the cats about. "Batou, stop chewing on my wood!!!!", Then I almost fell over laughing. He was chewing on a peice of yellow birch.
Always wait for the wind to die down while peeing. You look like an idiot doing the "no pee on my foot" dance.
Drinking 4 rockstar energy drinks in a row makes your pee come out VERY neon, versus a mild neon with only 2 or 3 cans.
Now Im just rambling.
An apple a day keeps the doctors away, but it only took one to piss off the christian god.
I was thinking the other day, all man kind is equal in my eyes, your all pecker heads.  I came up with that for my cats, but found it applied to the people in the next town over.
Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
Giving cat treats is a great way to be able to pee in peace. Or if they are sleeping, that way Im done when they come inthe bathroom. Ive tried to shut the door, but they flip out and knock everything over.
Speaking of which, I have to pee, so I think Ill end this here.
Oh.........one more point of wisdom, you should never leave your exs alive. Esecially when it comes back to hurt my nephew.
Larry
I didnt write this to target anyone. The shut up things more refers to people needing to make others believe they are right. NOTHING to do with blogs here, I promise.
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newpatches
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Oct 18 @ 11:26AM
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Very funny!
Giving cat treats is a great way to be able to pee in peace. Or if they are sleeping, that way Im done when they come inthe bathroom. Ive tried to shut the door, but they flip out and knock everything over.
So you've met my cats????
Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
You got that right!! Now I gotta go make another pot.... 
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Tiramisu4u
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Oct 18 @ 12:14PM
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Larry...this blog just cracked me up!
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cowboy2x4
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Oct 18 @ 1:05PM
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If all would be quite and remain in their homes,
not worrying about what is taking place in the world
...then these people won't be ready when big brother rushes into their home
to do whatever he wishes...
we are being set up for the "communistic kill!!"
If anyone loves their wife and family,let him now...
start keeping his eyes,and most of all,his mind open.
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bardnsage
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Oct 18 @ 1:47PM
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What if for one day, we didnt bother with what is going on in the world, or even care who our neighbor is. What if, for one day there would be no murder or harm done unto another person. No thefts, no crime period. What if, we ALL shut off the idiot boxes and computers
Hmmmm,,, a good side to H1N1.
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southernlass
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Oct 19 @ 2:51AM
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I do wish we would all actually do what we would do if we knew we only had a few months left to live. I know we would probably take extra special care to be with our friends, families, pets, and those we love the most.
We should live our lives like this. Money is important in that we must pay our bills, but we do not need the many extravagences that we think we do.
Intelligent blog and intriguing rambling.. 
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