Honey, we never go anywhere (bold text is wife, Jane speaking)
Where would you like to go? (asks husband, dick)
You decide.
Ok, lets go to a movie.
No, I don't want to
How about going out to eat?
Where?
Pizza? or Salad Bar? or Steakhouse? or Beer Garden?
No...No...No...No
Ok, then you pick somewhare.
Why do I always have to choose. Surprize me.
Grab your coat we are going.
No, I don't feel like it now.
A true Dick and Jane story.
(names changed to protect the author).
Really, this has happened to me...
Expectations colliding with reality  
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cowboy2x4
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Oct 18 @ 1:18PM
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Same conversation happened to me.....
so,she went get pizza,steak,and beer...
with the neighbor....lol
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bardnsage
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Oct 18 @ 1:42PM
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Yep,,, I broke my ex of this crap early in our relationship.
Let's go somewhere.
Where would you like to go?
I don't why. Why do I always have to decide? I dont' care, let's just go. Why can't you ever surprise me.
Fine,,, get dressed up,,, pants and nice blouse.
(Part of the problem with the men deciding where to go,,, is the wardrobe of the female. So tell her how everyone else will be dressed,,, )
45 minutes later,,, I pulled the car into the parking lot of the strip club. I shoved 20 one dollar bills in her hand.
She stared at me with a big eyed expression.
I just looked back at her,,,and said,
"SURPRISE !!!" 
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Tiramisu4u
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Oct 18 @ 1:56PM
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ragtopcookie
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Oct 18 @ 2:16PM
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Wanting to go someplace on a football sunday.....should be illegal......ask me if i miss being married..........nope.........cookie
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missliss78
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Oct 18 @ 3:50PM
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misschoos
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Oct 18 @ 4:01PM
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Being as black and white as I am, I totally misunderstood the blog the first time I read it.
I thought Jane was addressing her husband's tool.
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bardnsage
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Oct 18 @ 6:56PM
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Well,,, I bet he doesn't get to decide where that goes either. 
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teddybearr48
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Oct 18 @ 7:16PM
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Oh...right...that was a another Dick and Jane story.
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missliss78
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Oct 18 @ 7:22PM
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kitkat316
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Oct 18 @ 7:49PM
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are you dick??? 
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