Zebra's...They Kill Taco's. It's A Fact! posted 10/18/2009 9:50:47 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: stupid, silent, holy, people, edit

Fender

...Normally I wouldn't even blog this...I thought you all needed to know though. It's amazing what you can find out on the internet. In fact...You can find out a hell of a lot that's not even true!

I bet you didn't know that. Thankfully though, like my title say's...Zebra's can kill taco's and do kill them. So at least...The next time your in the mood for taco's for supper...You just set your pet zebra outside and get it to hunt you some.

...Didn't that sound insane? Or read insane? I thought so. We all know I'm on the verge of being right at least 1.5 times out of 10 so you should take what I say as the gospel. If you think there is a point I'm hiding behind all this garbage, then that's a good thing. If you still don't get it, well I'll go into deep detail about it on the next paragraph. That is if "he" let's me. He doesn't really like it when I blog. I can't blame him but what else am I going to do?

Pay attention to my family? (If I had one./Work?(If I had a job.)Give birth? But I'm not pregnant.) See that. I actually put two paragraphs into one paragraph but not a real paragraph thingy. I can do that. Because I'm me and it entertains me. This blog is only for my own enjoyment. There is no way in hell anyone else could get a grain of anything else out of it but sheer frustration and maybe a migraine at trying to grasp the subject matter. Which is what I'm all about. Not really.

...Don't believe everything you read. Especially if it's online. See, I had a valid point. I just wanted you all to read a bunch of nonsensical crap first. I'm good at that. It's sort of a talent but not really one. Lot's of times...Or should I say most of the time? Anyhoo...In this world we have many people who are adept at disguising their true colors in order to bring pain and hurt to others.

We have liars, cheaters, and more liars. Most of the liars however, enjoy coming online where they can pretend to be other people and re-create themselves time and time again. This irks me...But what can I do? I'm only me...

And this is about you! That's right you. If you can't be yourself online. Then don't be. Plain and simple. I can tell you one thing...If I ever get booted off of MD I will never come back as another profile. If I leave voluntarily to start afresh...I would...If booted off though...Never.

...When someone or somewhere doesn't want you...Well it's usually for a good reason and you have to learn to accept reasons like that.

DISCLAIMER: This blog is not directed at Zebra's, their zoo keepers, taco's or anyone who might of been on MD at one time or another and decided to come back at least 19 more times with a different name each time trying to be a new person but with the same old tricks over and over again. Point taken.

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