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posted 10/21/2009 2:39:44 PM |
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  Gary51hwd

Ok.....I log onto here for the first time in like six months. An ad pops up in the middle of the page depicting some trollup in a teddy who says " I have herpes".
WTF? I know they have cookies designed to tailor the ads on each persons page to what they think is his or her interest, so I'm flabergasted.....Why, Oh Why would I want a date with her? Did I say something in a past blog to indicate I'd like to acquire a viral infection for life?
It used to say "Want to Meet Asian Ladies"? Now that's something I can get my arms around, if ya know what I mean. I'll have one from column A and one from...oh, that's racist...sorry. Oriental girls just don't seem to be interested in me...I'm too tall...six five...scary!
All I really want is a nice lady, built for speed, with an interest in the great outdoors and films......Here, in Vegas....
So, anyway, I'm wondering if tomorrow I'll log on and see an "I have leprosy" ad, with her eyeball hanging out....
OMG! The old guy next to me on the library computer just farted! Jeeees!
Now that's just wrong.....

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Comments:
john49887

Oct 21 @ 2:50PM  
The ad was probably put up to lure really desperate guys and sell medication once they're infected.
Wing_Zero_75

Oct 21 @ 3:12PM  
hehe Ive written a couple blogs about that under my other name. hehe herpes.

Larry
Naraku

Oct 21 @ 4:11PM  
Herpes blog
teddybearr48

Oct 21 @ 4:33PM  
Blaiserboy

Oct 21 @ 5:00PM  
Well, for those of us that have ad blockers....... you cudda at least told us if she was nice lookin......!

BandTMom

Oct 21 @ 6:56PM  
My Gold membership had expired and i was debating renewing it since I'm not here as much as I used to be.

The first time I logged on after expiration what did I see?? You got it....the herpes chick ad.

I couldn't renew it fast enough.
ttomtarr

Oct 21 @ 7:26PM  
That herpes positive rent-a-tart is a great welcome to people visiting MD for the first time.

Whoever pays for that ad seems to have gone to great extremes to find the sleasiest, $10-behind-the-convenience-store crack hookers in the whole country.

I have often wondered if it was paid for by some religeous group trying to make people avoid sexual encounters.

Yukkkk, with a capital Y !
gypsy29

Oct 21 @ 7:49PM  
Well, I don't have herpes.... but....6'5" huh?



your almost tall enough for me to date....
sybnann

Oct 21 @ 11:23PM  
Well ok... the Herpes woman is on my ad too! I also have said nothing or done anything to leave the impression that I am interested in having Herpes!

The old man thing? That IS wrong!!!!!!! Funny, but wrong!

Oh, and you want someone built for speed? Will she be running from you????
tentfire

Oct 21 @ 11:29PM  
I must have a good ad blocker because I have never had the joy of seeing this ad .
The old guy next to me on the library computer just farted!
Makes you wonder who sat on the chair you were on before you ... or where all the hands of the person ahead of you on your computer had been.

What I really hate is getting next to someone (on the library computers) that hasn't had a bath in at least 6 months!
travelwoman

Oct 22 @ 12:17AM  

I wonder if the herpes woman was one of the "do you want to date a lonely house wives" in her former life?
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