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~~~~Living in 2009~~~~

posted 10/22/2009 6:23:16 PM |
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  kywonder

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009

when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to send this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list......



























AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

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Comments:
luneib

Oct 22 @ 6:31PM  
I am so guilty of #10 lol.

I have to add one here, you are busy talking to someone and instead of laughing you say LOL.
gunn12fan

Oct 22 @ 6:33PM  
HUGS4UANDME

Oct 22 @ 6:37PM  
funny and so true ..
willy3411

Oct 22 @ 6:42PM  
Wonderful
Blaiserboy

Oct 22 @ 7:10PM  
So true...

Yep, ya got me with # 9....

Schmoopy

Oct 22 @ 8:43PM  
really funny! i did not notice the number 9!! then i did scroll back up! got me...
gypsy29

Oct 22 @ 8:49PM  

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
Which password? The one for my MD account, my yahoo account, my email at work, my logon at work (for three facilities) or the one for my other site memberships???

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You can play it with real cards?

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
This is getting sad, it's like your iside my head....


4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Cant, we share a computer.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Who care about them if they dont? The freaks of nature....


6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
What's wrong with that?


7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
Television???? Is that like an old computer???

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
Well of course, the person I was just talking to in the kitchen three seconds ago might have an emergency and need me.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
Ok, no way on this one. Coffee before peeing, then pc.


11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :
(I so do that!)


12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
Can you actually see me???


13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to send this message.
It's like your reading my mind! Amazing!


14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
Holy crap! I gotta check that out! Is there????


15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list......
Dang it! You got me again!

This is creepy!!!


gypsy29

Oct 22 @ 8:49PM  
OMG I was laughing at myself!
jowi369

Oct 22 @ 9:39PM  
john49887

Oct 23 @ 1:16PM  
2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

Come to think of it, I HAVE NOT even seen REAL cards in years.
JenRNinOhio

Oct 24 @ 9:28PM  
Holy Crap!

#1 & I was LOUDLY Laughing!!!!!!

Thank God the kids are teens and Have A Life...
Unlike .... you know who....



TOOOOOOOOoooo funny!!!!!


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