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posted 10/23/2009 9:20:58 AM |
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  teddybearr48

All this talk about rasing taxes,
this tax and that tax...
not a tax on you or me...
just a tax on that other guy..

Well it got me to thinkin'
What is the real tax rate, anyway.

The government wants us to think that
our tax is the income tax rate and we
have all these wonderful deductions
and a graduated tax rate.

In spite of all that, each dollar gets taxed over
and over and over again....till there's nothing left.

Example:
Joe paid 25% tax rate on his dollar.
Next the government used that money to pay salary to Sam,
the friendly federal tax man.
Sam paid tax on it too and spent the excess on a new boat.
The boatman paid taxes on it again.
The government now has the money back from Sam and boatman's taxes,
and gives some of the tax money to state governments.
The state uses the federal tax grants to pay Tom's salary,
and Tom pays tax on it again...
and on and on and on.................

Plus, there is the state tax to pay for all of these Joes and Sam's and Toms and suzys...

And then don't forget there are those pesky,
little
hardly worth mentioning...little, tiny collections for
sales tax
property tax
county tax
school tax
gasoline tax
excise tax
medicare tax
and, and, and

Don't forget the

Social Security Tax

But don't get me started on that....
see my other blog on that >>> Social_Security_Big_Brother_Really_Cares <<<

My mind is boggled ...but
when you add it all up
that must be at least 199% of each dollar
that is actually taxed...

Oh and each of us citizens now owe over $360,000 in unfunded mandates...
It's just a gift from Uncle Sam


Not to worry, though becasue the illegal aliens don't have to pay this, just us citizens....

News Flash:

Bernie Madoff has just recieved a get out of jail free card,
all he has to do is teach Uncle Sam on how to run
a successful Ponzie Scheme.....

Ok, now lets put a tax on health care benefits,
and make everyone buy health care insurance,
and pay a tax penality if they don't.
That sounds nice.
And we can put a tax on drinks and candy,
and shucks we also need a tax on the rich,
and a tax on excess profits.

Hey, lets have a car tax and a credit tax...
and a savings tax...and a tax tax tax...

Oh, Oh, we can eliminate the deduction on medical expenses,
so we can raise the tax on the sick...everyone gets sick someday...
that will be just a dandy tax.

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Comments:
lovestobake

Oct 23 @ 10:26AM  
Just think, this was all accomplished in about 70 years.
john49887

Oct 23 @ 11:03AM  
Tax freedom day listed by state.

We NEVER pay enough.
Soon the scumbags will want our kidneys!
Supremebeing412

Oct 23 @ 11:10AM  
After the Obama Nation is done we will contribute about 62% of our income to assorted taxes and other increases such as license's, permits, plates, energy and so on.
Supremebeing412

Oct 23 @ 11:13AM  
I wish someone from the Obama Nation would answer a simple question. If people can't afford health care how could they under national health care?. The people are going to pay for it one way or another so exactly what is the difference between cutting Uncle Sam a check or your health care provider one?.
teddybearr48

Oct 23 @ 11:17AM  
But....but...

Don't you just love to give...

Why it's downrght racist not to love taxes...




teddybearr48

Oct 23 @ 11:19AM  
But those evil, Insurance companies want to make a profit.

And Uncle Sam??? well he just wants to spend someone elses money.

missliss78

Oct 23 @ 9:35PM  



Honestly, some of those taxes you have suggested....

Well, I think we already pay them.
teddybearr48

Oct 24 @ 3:19PM  
Sam wants more of those too.

We have a sales tax on cars...
and a luxury tax on really expensive things,

What's next... a special car tax?

An energy tax???

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