Yes, Marines Are Intelligent! posted 10/23/2009 2:21:16 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor

john49887

A minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Marine asked for a whiskey and soda, which the flight attendant brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely groped by brazen harlots than let liquor touch my lips."

The Marine then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,

"Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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