Damn freaking Indians, just who do they think they are?
When the hell did someone put them in charge of something as important as deciding when the BIG & TALL labels go on slacks and shirts.
I AM NOT BIG & TALL. Big & Tall are those old dudes my dad used to hang out with. The guys with gigantic feet, slacks pulled up to their belly buttons, and their shirts worn out, and not in. They had suspenders, and overalls, and very "comfortable" shoes.
The Indian guys who made the clothes,,, are what,,, 5 foot and built like a beef rib,,, opps,,, sorry.... . 5 foot and stickly. Well hell, I understand why. They don't eat much of anything, and they spice the food that they do eat so much that your ass tells you when to quit eating so it doesn't require a whole pot of Tux just to go to the john.
They have no idea what Big and Tall is. To them, Mike Jackson was big and tall. WTF. Don't they know that once you put the Big and Tall label on clothes, the price becomes big and tall too. It's not double the material of the slacks on the rack 15 feet away. It's not double the labor of the slacks on the rack 15 feet away. Why is the price double the price of the slacks 15 feet away?
I've always been kind of tall,,, since the 9th grade. And I've always been healthy. But I've NEVER, NEVER been Big & Tall.
I can walk over to the scale right here and.................
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hello, Papa Johns,,,, change that order to a small please. Yes, I know that's not on special like the Large ones, how much is it going to be? WTF do you mean it's going to cost more. When the freak did the small cost more than the freaking large. Why don't you name the damn large BIG & TALL,,, so the small will cost less? Well hell yeah,,,, bring it anyway. No,, I don't want the breaksticks for 50cent mroe. No,, I don't want you to stop at the quick-pak and get a six pack either. Yes,, it's me.
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Now, just when the hell did 6'3, 270 become big and tall. Never was before. And just when the hell did small pizzas cost more than big ones? I think I'm going to get my gun,,, and shoot bacon out of the sky tommrow. Because pigs are about to fly,,,, which is what I said had to happed before I started working out again.
Of course,,, I'll need more motivation than just the damn freaking indians and their labels. Think I'm going to need an "exercise" partner.
Wanted,,, person with elevated BMI to sweat with an oldie. Must be able to work odd hours, and be well versed in exercise that is not boring,,, yet effective. AED and CPR experience a plus. Must have risk/work/reward mentaility, and be versed in positive motivation. Damn freaking indians need not apply, unless you can take a punch and a kick to the head. (ummm,, well a kick the shin at least)
Mutha....&^%#Y()&&*^$*&)(&)(*^*&$^&_)*((*$%^&%#&^()*_^&&*^%(&*
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chubs
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Oct 24 @ 2:07AM
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you must be talking about some different Indians, I'm American Indian, and the only shirts we ever made were "arrow" shirts! 
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GraceUnderFire747
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Oct 24 @ 2:57AM
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I have a roommate that fits your "partner" description. We even have a free gym here at the complex. And God knows, you live close enough ...
He insists he's going to drop 60 lbs before his high school reunion next year.
I did one of these It pissed him off.
I reminded him that Little Caesars is across the street. That pissed him off even more.
He doesn't drink ... but I make sure I snort a lot when he pulls out the ice cream. Damn, he gets irritated!!!!
So if your rant isn't a bunch of you-know-what, I'd give him a call. You've got the number. Maybe you'd be willing to make a bet with me -- you & him vs. me -- on the number of pounds you can drop in "x" time.
I dare you.
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dizzydoll
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Oct 24 @ 4:05AM
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Must be able to work odd hours, and be well versed in exercise that is not boring,,, yet effective.
Daily Ab Vacuums While Driving
or:
http://www.matchdoctor.com/blog_107113/Daily_Ab_Vacuums_While_Driving.html
and they do a lot more 
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chubs
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Oct 24 @ 4:16AM
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btw: arrow shirts are once size fits all! 
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daisy315
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Oct 24 @ 6:59AM
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my ex b/f was 6'8" and 280lbs.. buying clothes for him was a real B**ch.. I had to pay 3 times the cost of a regular size mans cost for a nice shirt..
I don't EVEN wanna know what my BMI is..  but I do know CPR..now that they have changed protocol for CPR .. ( no breaths, just chest compressions).. I can do CPR without hyperventilating and passing out 
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1frantastic
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Oct 25 @ 8:02PM
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note: application for "exercise partner"
Wanted,,, person with elevated BMI to sweat with an oldie. Must be able to work odd hours, and be well versed in exercise that is not boring,,, yet effective. AED and CPR experience a plus. Must have risk/work/reward mentaility, and be versed in positive motivation.
Resume' :
Female "oldie"; well versed in "non-boring exercise"( although not traditionally seen on TV exercise ads);adventerous....if reward is worth risk; well versed in positive motivation....can even cook Chicken Fried Steak...or non-food motivation;
prefers warm climate(familiar with 110 plus temps)thus workouts must require few restrictions as to clothing; length of time expected to devote to such exercise depends on results (immediate or long-term);has CPR certificate(needs renewal); has been called "Tazmanian Devil" so don't expect a push-over of a partner...
But wait...if location is required to be Antarctica....too far and too cold...
good luck....Big Tall Guy..... 
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