Morning...
I don't write much here anymore.. not that anyone would like to read words from a deranged mind... LOL.. but each morning I get an inspirational quote and a horoscope for the day..
This was my horoscope for today.. but the words were so poignant that I think all would benefit from thinking along this pattern... so here's to each of you that choose to read this...
Capricorn (12/22-1/19)
This is a wonderful opportunity to figure out what you don't want your life to be, and how you can avoid letting it get that way. So take a good long look in the mirror this morning and remind yourself that while you might not be the hottest person on earth, you are definitely right up there! Stay in control of where your life is headed, and you will always end up in the right place. Sure, it might seem like a nice idea to keep skipping down the road with everybody else, but where the are they really going anyway?
and for gramps: Always make sure they are satisfied...
A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk,they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile,"So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again.Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again,"You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear: "No, I'm Norwegian."
And in the indomitable words of Porky Pig.... Thhhhhaaattttt's Alllllll Fooooollkkksss
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