a wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters, and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.
not a single grandchilld he said with a sigh, why ill give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee now lets say grace
when the old man lifted his eyes again his wife the only other person at the table
SUICIDAL MUSLIMS, TO DANG FUNNY ------LOL
everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide, lets see now 
NO JESUS
NO CHRISTMAS
NO TELEVISION
NO CHEERLEADERS
NO NUDE WOMEN
NO CAR RACES
NO FOOTBALL
NO SOCCER
NO PORK BBQ
NO HOT DOGS
NO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
NO LOBSTER
NO NACHOS
NO BEER NUTS
NO BEER !!!!!!!!!!!
rags for clothes towels for hats
constant wailing from the guy next door because hes sick and there are no doctors
constant wailing from the guy in the tower
more than one wife
you cant shave
your wives cant shave
you cant shower off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
your bride is picked by someone else
she smells just like your dinkey
then they tell you that when you die it all gets better
i mean really is there a mystery here?
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