all the scientists are gathered in the congregation
to worship god--each other. their great
minds fathoming the unfathomable. they feel
god is a scientist who made existence as an experiment.
and its gone wrong, dreadfully wrong. and the hadron
collider experiment in switzerland is about to cause
the second big bang explosion. this case has
been assigned to universal central command's fire
dept. division. firemen know hellfire and damnation
exist, they work there every day. isn't that comforting
to know. dante's inferno, abandon all hope ye who
enter here. can the fires of lust and love be put out?
the fires of complete explosion and implosion? we hope
they can. its getting hotter and hotter. and so many women
are making me hotter and hotter than a bewitched tit.
the words of tits, a great lady prophet have spoken
through one of her prophets. venus, aphrodite. yes. jesus's
mother was probably aprhodite, the goddess of love. hence
the belief, god is love. a scientific study of love can be a cause
of great heartbreak. back to the blue. black and blue over you.
i got the crap beat out of me again last night over you. but
consider a pleasure, to be burned at the stake too. religion,
god, the bible. all illegal. punishable by immediate roasting
on a spit. as if you were just a deer killed, to be roasted.
but some prefer their christians roasted alive, before being eaten.
for the entertainment of zee People. the arena needs more
entertainment. bring the christians forth to be eaten alive,
and then slowly roasted for fun and profit. cast them into
the fiery pit. so, basically, firemen know we're all headed
to eternal hellfire and damnation, the whole schmeel.
we're all totally screwed, phucked forever. phuckin in hell
is punishable by even more hell. where the heat gets turned
up even higher. where flesh cannot be consumed. chestnuts
roasting on an open fire. dig that crazy missile toe. icbm's
ready to blast the world apart. don't laugh. it may happne
today. the united kingdom may order a sneak attack
on the usa and cook it alive. gross, boorish, disgusting
drunken fat swine americans, cooked and fried like
french fries, blackened. eurythmics, goodbye to you.
nice day for a picnic. firemen know that picnics
can be trouble. on halloween its devils' night in detroit, michigan when
the spades burn the town to the ground. why? good question. no answer to
it really. now turn in your bibles to einstein 101:12. where physics is
discussed in depth. and then say the scientists prayer. i'll see you at
the narthex. who poisoned the ice cream social??? with what? spiked?
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