the attorney for the defendant parry mazon himself.
who has never lost a case in an eternity.
he will be defending god now and forever.
he pays better. attorney for the plaintiff, hamilton
humburger. feeling smug like a ham, hammy
enters the courtroom totally confident
mazon and god will absolutely destroyed
with one word from the mighty hamilton
humburger, he and princess i lien will
then take god's position over all,
and they will reign with all of god's dough
and possession forever and ever, and god
will go down in history as a jackass.
parry humbly enters the courtroom
trembling with trepidation, he's sure
has no chance at all. its look bad for
parry and his client. real bad. god has
created a virtual hell, killed offf zillions
and never even apologize, and wants
everyone to bow down to him? oh, the crowd
is mad, angry, as god is led into the courtroom
to judge his own case. for the judge jury and executioner
and defendant are one and the same. hamilton
protests immediately, claim fraud, riggin of this
whole trial by god. parry parry's hamiltons
thrust by quoting einstein 101:12 where
it says 3 in one, water, solid and gas.
stunned hamilton sits down. stay tuned
the rest of the trial. if you dare.
there's other channels to watch.
how many gods are there parry asks
the witness in the box, god himself.
do you claim to be the one and only god?
no, there are many. but isn't that polytheism.
it is true, but i created those gods.
is it true that you created all that is was or
ever will be. its true i cannot deny it.
is it true that you conspired with yourself
to have us all die in mortal form and
suffer according to moron design.
tis true i did. i cannot deny, god replied.
then how is it that you feel, that princess
i lien of israel's lawsuit has no merit?
and is a frivolous and ridiculous lawsuit.
i find it to be a most heinous crime
god that you have perpetrated on us all,
including yourself. what say ya to that god?
well, see, uh, drinks a sip of water,
handed to him, by one of the 'workers'.
its true it was my idea to do this stuff
make all that was, is or ever shall be
and even make myself, but could
you do a better job. i see said parry.
i guess you are right. the one and only
witness stepped down, god himself, herself
it or ??? and then the decision was handed
down by the judge, jury and executioner.
god finds himself, innocent and not liable
but will give out of his treasure chest
of existence a major 'gift' to princess i lien of israel.
100 trillion dollars in silver, gold and amethysts and emeralds.
voila, it appeared right in the courtroom. she now has
pay to haul it away, and then pay 'gift tax' on it.
see, god is a clever dude, he gets back what he gives out.
you can't pull a fast one on god. and all went home
grumbling to themselves, and god and parry had
a good laff, parry collected his 30 million dollar
fee, like judas got his silver coins. they put in a phony story that parry hanged himself to appease the angry wild rioting mobs. after the decision
was handed down. and then parry's mother and wife appeared
and demanded he hand over the entire fee to them.
even god couldn't get him out of that. it's how god planned
to get his fee back. poor parry. even god's lawyer got taken too.
aw crist on a cracker of crap. jesus christ. thanks god.
for everything. and so parry mazon too, had krackers and water
for dinner that night alone, with his dog lucky, while the women dined with god.
and he beat his meat against the wall like charlie brown of peanuts.
why me, why, why, why. hamilton humburger came by to check
on parry later. they played chess till dawn.
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