'You Can Be the Man of Your House posted 10/27/2009 11:50:10 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

albertafire

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know
That I am the man of this house and my word is law..

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me
and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands
.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'


The wife replied,


The f ***in` funeral director would be my first guess'

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