Would you like regular? or extra bitchy? posted 10/28/2009 12:20:05 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

Wing_Zero_75

I think I will just randomly bitch, like thats something new huh?

I found an actual baby picture of obama. The only problem is its in a video that most would not even consider watching. Its called Carol of the old ones. For most, I would reccomend pausing it, letting it load and go to 31 seconds on the progress bar. There is nothing perverted in it, its just not most peoples idea of enjoyment.
Carol of the old ones
hehe Yeah I know, Im going to Hell.

There is a commercial on Fox news, between segments online. "What is the sign of a good decision? HAHAHAHAHA F*cked if I know, Ive never made one. I always get a good laugh when I see that one. I think its for Mass Mutual.

Ah yes, the continuing story of lisa. The newest one is a cell phone bill in my fathers name for almost $900. This little scheme was cooked up by lisa and my mother. I dont even think they asked my dad about it, just used his SS number and viola, you are now the proud owner of an outragous bill. I was talking to a friend of the families and she said just to shoot lisa. Im trying, but I have to get her inside of the house before I can do it and get away with it.

I think I have been craving human contact again. Though when I start hanging around people, I realie why I stay to myself. Human contact is something I shy away from at all costs. Family is cool, but even friends....... it just creeps me out.

Leave it to me to try and hit on a lesbian. Either my timing is off, or I am sooooooooo blind to human interactions and relationships. I watch people and pick around in their minds from time to time and then talk to them to see if Im right. Its funny how a simple phrase can answer any question. It varies from person to person, but it works. Anyways, Ive been thinking about cleaning myself up. The hedge clippers and chainsaw for the beard on my face, new glasses, and an acid bath. Maybe I would stand half a chance at finding someone. Ahh my friends, how nice it is to dream.

Words of wisdom from the files of Larry
When asked if the jeans she was wearing made her look fat, I said yes and turned around. For cloth, they hurt when they hit the back of my head. So, to avoid high velocity clothing, either change the subject or run and hide. Saying no is a damned if you do damned if you dont scenario. When you go out and someone makes a comment about the pants not being flattering, your ass is grass and shes the lawn mower with teeth. Run, dont walk to the nearest exit. Get flowers, chocolates and beg to Hell she hasnt found the gun.

Anyways, I will save the rest of the insanity for later. I have to get my ass to work.

Larry

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