case of the pirate priest, SATAN herself on trial, or himself or itself??? posted 10/31/2009 7:56:35 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

snidegrass

plaintiff: king kracker kordoba defendant: SATAN herself, himself or itself or???
for the plaintiff, whitey burger, famous f.b.i. fugitive opposed
to the kennedy klan. allegeldy has murdered 19 people.
related to hamilton burger of perry mason series fame.
william talman.
never won a case.
for SATAN, the defendant, parry mazon.
parry mazon calls SATAN to the stand.
is it true that you are blamed for all problems
universal. yes, that is generally true.
is it true that you are indeed, the cause
of all problems universal. yes, that is generally true.
do you feel life would be very bland and boring without you?
yes, generally most people do, and so do i.
do you yourself feel guilty about this.
yes, but i am washed in the blood of the lamb,
so therefore i am innocent. i see. no further
questions, the witness may step down.
hamilton, your witness, i mean whitey.
no questoins the devil made me forget what i was gonna ask.
the Almighty ruled for the SATAN herself, case was dismissed
and it was piracy as usual. and the pirate priest
blessed everyone and then SATAN herself, lit the halloween candles.
and parry went home to collect his pay from SATAN, all those
good good cigarettes. on the House. and smoked constanly, puffing
madly away, and inhaling every bit. tobacco road, the only life
he'd ever known. famous song of the south. in the 1960's hit number one forever.

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