the case of the fired flynt. larry flynt. who miscalulated the entire empire. and fell down and broke his crown running from hellfire right into hell. fireman tried so hard to save him with hatchets and axes. but alas poor flynt, had only a blunderbuss flyntlock rifle to fight off the indians coming for those big huge paychecks he promised which never happened. and rush limbaugh his talent on loan from god? due and payable, and rush can't pay it back. he's in arrears for years and years and years to come, yea even eternity. sad really. with interest lush and flush rush. god wants his money back now rush. gonna have to pay it all back, in spades. or else the firemen may not be able to pull your chestnuts or even you outta the fire. dante's inferno rush. abandon all hope who enter here. and rush, placed on the lower east side of dante's inferno. you'll love those quatrains. you should read it aloud to your audience. may be god will forgive some of your debt if you do. try now lush rush and flush. yonder flushing new york. where veronica lueken ruled the universe from. a vision from above of eternal hellfire. i knew you' d get it rush. you're so well read. so tomorrow recite dantes' inferno the entire work by rote. or you never vote and you go on the boat, way yonder to live in kenya. and be under hypnosis. for the good of the king of kenya. oh yes. enjoy. poor lush, flush rush. he may get the final flush. a royal flush. poker. such a fun game. i knew a guy who got a royal flush every hand ever played. its just not fair. a rod stewart, some guys have all the luck. rod always gets a royal flush in every poker game he ever played. and he plays ten thousnad poker games a day. amazing. he gets so sick and tired of winnnig. he tried to lose and couldn't. sad really. always won. poor rod, just coudln't lose. the monkey's paw, a very instructive story.
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