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posted 11/2/2009 7:42:33 PM |
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  Jacksonboy

Ok so I went to the doctor today for an x-ray of my slightly twisted ankle. As you recall from my previous blog I fell Friday was a week ago trying to dodge my neighbor's 10 year old kid.

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The nice lady takes 4 x-rays and then comes back saying she needs to take a couple more. I may not be a genius but I knew what that meant. Then Mr. Smart Arse doctor comes in and without so much as a kiss my arse announced "Its Broken" Well no chit sherlock like I had not figured that one out. So I am hoping for a boot but the jerk says you need pins in that bone and they promptly called a broke bone place.

Now I am not liking this surgery talk at all but I come home and pack a bag and haul arse. After much waiting at the other place the doctor comes in and anounces that because of my age there will be no surgery that the break was about as close as she could get it anyway with a plate.
Now since when is 59 so darn old??

So anyway I am now laying for that 10 year old neighbor turd, I will get him for this and he will be plenty sorry for my broken leg and his contribution to the deal. I have photo bucketed a picture of my hot orange cast and the roll around thingy they rented me to use instead of crutches. 350 dollar deposit and 25 dollars a week in rent. I am going to get that little arsehole. You can trust me on that. Also I am laying for the two MD ladies that were trying to divvie up my good stuff, Miss Tent and Miss RWR, you two had better start running right now.
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Comments:
RightWingRepublican

Nov 2 @ 7:45PM  
Poor Jackson. That really sucks.
Want me to kiss it and make it all better?
missliss78

Nov 2 @ 7:52PM  
w0w! You have hobbled around with a broken leg for a week!

Wishing you well & hope you are well soon.....how long in the cast, do you know?
butterfly943

Nov 2 @ 7:59PM  
I cant believe you tried walking around on that for so long you need YOUR arse kicked Hey why didn't you get Butterflys on your cast Isnt it nice to be to old for some things Just kidding ya...I hope it feels better real soon
butterfly943

Nov 2 @ 8:00PM  
Oh Yea LOOK AT THAT HAIRY LEG
BandTMom

Nov 2 @ 8:06PM  
Nice leg.

Funny. We operate on people older than you al the time. I don't get it.

summerbreeze916

Nov 2 @ 8:30PM  
WHAT??? I thought sooooo dang hard for OVER A WEEK to try to come up with a few kind words to say at your funeral.....and now you think you're going to LIVE??? Why you.......... That's it! Give me those cute toes!

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
And this little piggy went wee wee wee wee....all the way home.

Tickle tickle tickle....

I want to sign your cast!
stormygail

Nov 2 @ 8:46PM  
Jackson, I feel your pain. Today is the 1 year anniversary of me stepping on my cat and breaking my ankle. I wasn't too old to have the surgery....he he he ...
I was 5 weeks in a non-weight bearing cast. The good thing is... it heals.. the bad thing is.. you will be able to predict the weather.
Get well soon. BTW... nice cast, mine was black...lol
GotMeOneNow

Nov 2 @ 8:59PM  
OOOh! I have some nail polish that would match that cast perfectly! Need a pedicure?
CHARLIgurl1

Nov 2 @ 10:06PM  
I want to sign your cast!

Me too!

I do hope you feel better sooooooooon!!!!!!!!
kywonder

Nov 2 @ 10:53PM  
That is a very nice leg Jackson. You just wanted us ladies to see your leg, not the cast. I had a red cast on my leg when work broke my foot. I painted a snowman scene on it. I got all kinds of compliments. And to beat it all, I painted it upside down, sitting on the floor. I had the snowman facing where people could see it, not facing me.
tentfire

Nov 2 @ 11:26PM  
Running, nothing... I am on the 4-wheeler DRIVING away as fast as I can... ha, ha... you can't catch me.... brrmmmm....brrrrmmmm......

I am sorry your leg/ankle is broken, really I am ... and I hope it doesn't hurt much....I truly do hope they can fix it all up good as new.

I will run get you some time occupiers (cross word puzzles, magazines, movies, etc.) to keep you busy while you are staying off that leg....load them up on my new 4-wheeler and have them over to you in a jiffy....... you did fill this up with gas before you parked it didn't you?

tentfire

Nov 2 @ 11:29PM  
Oh, yes.... I will also bring my paints, brushes and markers and camouflage that really bright cast for you......

....but I'm hiding the key to my new 4-wheeler so you can't take off with it.
Sherrybaby412

Nov 2 @ 11:48PM  
Don't know if you can get this to work here but here's a virtual way to sign your cast... http://www.widgetbox.com/widget/sign-my-cast
sybnann

Nov 3 @ 12:15AM  
Awww, sorry it's broken, but you have the cutest foot! Well, "feet" I am assuming, Anyway, I cannot believe it either that they won't do the surgery!!! Well I hope you didn't do more damage than good by walking on it.

Get Better soon!!!
RightWingRepublican

Nov 3 @ 8:06AM  
You know, the least you could have done was get a pedicure before you decided to break your leg. LOL!
leprichaun_magic

Nov 3 @ 9:13AM  
oh ...no....that was unlucky ,,and inconvenient ..I bet Patience is a Virtue !!get well soon .."hopalong "!
silksox

Nov 3 @ 5:31PM  
Doggone....what a color..can't miss you mr J bundy.......It even looks REAL All kidding aside..I hope you aren't too uncomfortable or in too much pain. My highly medical Mom always said..In these modern times theres absolutely NO reason to ever be in any pain whatsoever.. And Captain Morgan heartily concurs!!! I noticed that eggnog is out now...and she gets along REALLY well with Captain Morgan...

Don't be a macho man...take meds or Morgan.

I like your little wheelythingy.

Thinking of you,
silks
geniekitten

Nov 4 @ 11:08AM  
Awesome cast color Jackson... I will have to let hottie know when i talk to you today..... .... As for the BRAT..... run him over... jk/jk/jk/jk/

take care and talk to you soon... the one and the only Genie.
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