she tells me to check out her profile...
and ask me if I qualified to date her,which I thought was very strange...
so I did check out her profile...one part said,
"If you don't make $100,000 to $150,000 a year,PLEASE do not contact me,
I was shocked,so I emailed her back and said...
"My luck sweetie,I am $3 short!" lol
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luneib
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Nov 8 @ 9:20AM
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Now that's funny, thanx for the laugh. 
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Blaiserboy
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Nov 8 @ 9:22AM
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That made me burst out laughing.....!!!!!!
Mebbe I can loan you the $3 as I just know that one is a real sweetheart....
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gunn12fan
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Nov 8 @ 9:24AM
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JenRNinOhio
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Nov 8 @ 9:29AM
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"Oh, too bad. I make a bit more than $150,000.00/year. Missed out by a few hundred grand"
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cowboy2x4
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Nov 8 @ 9:37AM
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thanks Blaiserboy...
that $3 will now make me Mr Right....lol
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Heart2Heart453
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Nov 8 @ 9:41AM
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Maybe Blaiser could loan you $3 and you could both date her! LOL
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RightWingRepublican
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Nov 8 @ 9:44AM
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Tell her you're being audited by the IRS.
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misschoos
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Nov 8 @ 9:50AM
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 Brilliant!
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ragtopcookie
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Nov 8 @ 9:51AM
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Reminds me of what i said to my soon to be ex years ago.......said.....so what do you think youre worth?......pissed her off of course........now years later.......i find out that i was right.......totally worthless...... ......cookie
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cowboy2x4
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Nov 8 @ 9:52AM
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Cookie...
is she worth this $3 we are speaking of....lol
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ragtopcookie
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Nov 8 @ 10:00AM
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The town two dollar whore was worth more than the ex......by two dollars...... .......any questions?.........  ....cookie
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WSOR
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Nov 8 @ 10:37AM
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PERFECT!!! 
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cowboy2x4
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Nov 8 @ 11:21AM
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only thing worse than a two dollar whore Cookie,
is one with a three dollar rebate...lol
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sybnann
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Nov 8 @ 11:26AM
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Gee, why can't I think that fast??? 
You are SO funny!! I love the way your mind works!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, for her to say that was really rude, but you came back with perfection!!!
Sunday morning laughs... priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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ragtopcookie
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Nov 8 @ 11:28AM
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....dont forget the price of the stamp to get that rebate.......have to ask yourself if its really worth the price......for me.......it wasnt...... ....cookie
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sybnann
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Nov 8 @ 11:30AM
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OH... I almost forgot!!!! If you'll come out here to Oregon and date me, I promise I won't ask for more than the $97,000 that you make!! 
Let me know and the sooner the better!!
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Chevygirl355
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Nov 8 @ 11:35AM
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WOW ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Too funny all of you guys thanks
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wstang69
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Nov 8 @ 11:47AM
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Can you count Food Stamps in that?
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Fr8rain
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Nov 8 @ 11:56AM
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Maybe she'll loan you the $3.
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cowboy2x4
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Nov 8 @ 12:29PM
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yes I did forget about the price of that stamp,
but since she is in it for a small charge like that,maybe she gets a postal discount...lol
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ragtopcookie
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Nov 8 @ 12:36PM
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Guess it all depends on how......or better yet...what..... shes willing to do for the post master...... .....cookie
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Fayvorite
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Nov 8 @ 12:46PM
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Wonderful Answer.
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kywonder
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Nov 8 @ 2:13PM
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The town two dollar whore was worth more than the ex......by two dollars.
Oh Cookie, you shouldn't say that, you are putting yourself down for choosing her.
Cowboy, this was hilarious. I loved it. I teed one off once by offering him a dollar toward his goal.
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bardnsage
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Nov 8 @ 2:40PM
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Well,,, what if I do make a 150K a year? What makes her think I'm going to give it to her? I'm not putting her on payroll.
She better be worthy of more than 150K, to earn my trust. That's the most valuable thing I have. Anyone can make money, anyone can have money,,, not many people are trustworthy.
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ragtopcookie
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Nov 8 @ 2:42PM
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Its halftime.....so i can comment.....what people are when you first meet them....and later...what they turn out to be are two diffrent things.....when its all said and done....i can now joke about it.....but at the time....i thought my world was done.....time and common sense does win out in the end......cookie
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countryatheart
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Nov 8 @ 4:48PM
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Awesome response Cowboy!!!!
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grayson_calif
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Nov 8 @ 8:48PM
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Great response! My opinion of woman who put money above anything else is very low. I'm glad you turned the tables on her!
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