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Is It That Hard To Tell?

posted 11/25/2009 9:01:36 AM |
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  cbond35

Sometimes it is not hard to tell if an email is genuine or not. I usually get about 3 of these a week, but this one was the hardest to read. Is this girl really just a sincere person looking for someone? Is this some guy in China looking for some Western Union money? The red flags for me are the outside email they attach, the lack of a picture and the fact that the profile has been created the same day I received the email.

The translation made me laugh, so I decided to post it.............


Hello
I was a lonely woman, probably has not arrogant boyfriend, may be lonely women are most afraid of animals, physiological and psychological needs comfort. My name is Yan-Juan! From China's Sichuan province, where China's beautiful capital! But I is not bar! Like the Internet to find the slightest comfort (both physical and mental), always wanted to reach out to foreign friends who have come to this site, I hope you can meet me, and I very poor English, please forgive me, so I registered the Chinese translation of my website, the following is my connection, you can register come to find me, and wrote to me to build relationships! Look forward to your arrival, let me through the lonely night for me!

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Comments:
luneib

Nov 25 @ 9:20AM  
Sounds like my ex hubby's new wife who is Chinese, when we met her she did not know much English. Her name is Lan, that name sounds very similar don't ya think?

I have men writing me, who apparently do not read profiles lol, some I can't tell if they are scammers or not by the way they write. You really can get fooled. I get the ones that write, you are such an Angel that I have fallen for, yeah right lol. It's always about angel this, angel that lol.
luneib

Nov 25 @ 9:22AM  
Ouuuu, I just had a thought for you, ask her if she has a web cam, then you can see if she is really a chinese woman. I used to do that with the guys I was planning on dating, just to be sure.
texasgirl8585

Nov 25 @ 9:48AM  
I get these all the time too, but this is worse than any I've rreceived!!!
cbond35

Nov 25 @ 9:55AM  
Well, whatta ya' know.........Just got another one. Profile created this morning, 10 minutes before I got the email. This one is good too...........

Hello, I am glad to know you, I see you through this dating site dating information. I think you Zhangdehenshuai conditions are good, how much hope we can be friends, or develop into a couple. I was a very common Chinese girl, I'm sorry I did not create as God's beauty. But I do like the romantic, very romantic yearning for foreigners living how much I wish I could have paid more than some foreign friends and foreign friends in order to be able to chat and communicate, I am now trying to learn English. Of course, I now learn is not very good, so temporarily:
(Sweet Asian Love email address removed)
I think this is a good site, do you think? Since then what we are concerned about the hope that the other side, a kind-hearted girl looking forward to your letter
ttomtarr

Nov 25 @ 10:27AM  
Anyone of too great an age spread, who wants me to email an off MD box, and lves my profile but fails to notice the "in a relationship", gets the spam button. If in doubt the spammers profile is usually a giveaway, as are ebox names like Laanhotsex@big bux.com.

But for grammar, how would I sound in a Chinese language? Many third world people want to practice their English with a penpal. The machine translators are humerous. Bad grammar is a yellow flag, but not neccessarily a red one. We have some very nice legitimate members who speak English as a second language, and MD would be poorer without them.

I think of what I would do, if I was a poor woman, living in a poor country, with good looks, and access to a computer. Would I rather see my kids grow up doing without, and me working like a dog, or try to find a husband in a richer country? Good looking women marrying prosperous men has occurred in all places, and at all times of history. The advertise sites to make the hookup right here on MD.

As a merchant seaman, many of my friends have married foreign women. Many of them, particularly those from Japan or the Phillipenes, made their husbands both happy and prosperous. But one must choose very carefully.
cbond35

Nov 25 @ 10:43AM  
The machine translators are humerous. Bad grammar is a yellow flag, but not neccessarily a red one.

particularly those from Japan or the Phillipenes



You misspelled "humorous", "necessarily", & "Philippines"..........Are you sure your not a Spammer/Scammer?......lol

...........Just messing with ya' Tom.

vmk1970

Nov 25 @ 10:48AM  
I get these emails all the time. If you have ever went to the link that they are trying to send to you, it's a translation website. You will have to "pay" per word for translation services. All of these emails that come from China are legit, however, they are looking to get out of China. Do you really want to communicate with a Chinese woman that CANNOT speak English?
moon_watcher53

Nov 25 @ 11:01AM  
Yes VMK, I'd love to communicate with any woman that would let me do ALL the talking instead of her !!
cbond35

Nov 25 @ 11:10AM  
Do you really want to communicate with a Chinese woman that CANNOT speak English?

Well, I guess if she was a good woman who genuinely wants to find a good man and get out of China, I would give it a shot. I mean, she could help me with my Cantonese or teach me Mandarin Chinese and I could teach her English. Plus, I love authentic Chinese cuisine.
RightWingRepublican

Nov 25 @ 11:55AM  


That was a good one.
cbond35

Nov 25 @ 1:00PM  
Errrr...Uhhh....I mean...........Yeah right, no way I would communicate with a Chinese woman that CANNOT speak English!

RWR is the only gal for me.....She is the Bees Knees - She is the Cat's Pajamas!


RightWingRepublican

Nov 25 @ 1:31PM  
You couldn't keep up with this bitch.
But, it may be fun for you to try
cbond35

Nov 25 @ 1:38PM  
I never "try" anything...........I just do it.

Wanna try me?


RightWingRepublican

Nov 25 @ 2:25PM  
I'm willing to give it a shot.
shyflygemini

Nov 25 @ 3:19PM  
I thought you weren't allowed to post emails . I wish you were, we'd see all the freakin scammer email. Three a week? Geesh, you're lucky, I get 3 or more a damn day. The one I had waiting on me when I logged in today, he was obviously so excited with his email he sent it twice to me . Funny thing is...beyond his apparent inability to compose a good email with sense making English...he was from NY, yet he was a blue eyed, blonde African American! Oh, I suppose they do exist, as I did see a green eyed, blonde African American on the Trya show last night but overall, I guess I am too suspicious, I blocked his email without reply.

cbond35

Nov 25 @ 3:23PM  
I thought you weren't allowed to post emails

Well, I guess the Mods don't mind as long as its a true scam and I don't post any email or info.........

edthepoet

Nov 25 @ 5:42PM  
Your so lucky, I didn't get that one,opps maybe I did, because I never check my filtered mail,lol

I am always amazed by both men and women who fall for scammers.

This is quite funny.
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